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      08-04-2015, 05:21 PM   #23
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Given you only speak America, you won't be welcome in the "la belle province" where we speak the Québécois. if you make it all the way east to here, I'll gladly show you around and translate for you.

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I'm fluent in ice hockey! Surely that gives me some slack?

I don't speak America, I can't form a sentence without a cuss word, and I have zero vocabulary for fast foods. I also don't drink any sodas/ juices/ or anything else that here are mandatory.

I don't even speak English, I never learned how to pronounce tosser, kidney pie or a squirrel. I'd say Canada is the closest to the stuff taught in school I can manage, you guys at least know how to measure stuff, even if you're polite.

French I used to understand a little, but that ship has sailed.

You're scaring me.
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      08-04-2015, 05:32 PM   #24
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Man, your humour is too advanced for me don't worry, there's also half or a third of Montreal that is English and they'll welcome you with open arms
Seriously now, are you really driving from the west to the east coast of Canada? That's like few days of driving straight.
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Man, your humour is too advanced for me don't worry, there's also half or a third of Montreal that is English and they'll welcome you with open arms
Seriously now, are you really driving from the west to the east coast of Canada? That's like few days of driving straight.
I am indeed.

Last August I bought my car from NJ, drove it to Chicago, from there to Atlanta and a few other places all the way to Seattle. This year I'm hitting Canada.

I do long, unplanned road trips and sorry up all my plans. It's my way to unwind. This summer I've gone to Yellowstone and back, and also to California and back.

My plans always goes to sorry, I'm extremely bad at navigating and my self preservation skills is a bigger joke than Bush as a president.

Otherwise these always are a success. Oh, then I blog it all, and after reading it sober, I wonder how the sorry in real life I'm considered as an adult.
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I live in Seattle, so wistler can be visited any given day. I'm going to head away from WA plates as soon as I can.

Hmm. Wine. You clearly have my traveling routines down. I shall be adding your suggestions to my list. Any roads you can recommend, or is Canada like Finland and it'll be good no matter where you go?

With touristy stuff I mean museums, parks built to impress some culture critic who has a stick in their bum, anything space needle sort of things and Canadian bacon, which we all know is a reason most of the world hate you guys. All those fill my real life so I refuse to let them ruin my holiday.

I've got rd, and I have a great routine with cops. If I didn't, I would be missing both of my licenses by now.
Skip Banff. Pretty but touristy. The park is fine (visit moraine lake if you have time, I think that is Wah's photo) but skip the town completely.

Do you want the fastest route or the prettiest?

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HAHAHA... what have I been telling you since last summer? I just hope you get cell reception.... yeah you should look into that, now that I think about it.

I fail to see how these aren't good pointers. I mean I've got a lake that looks like it should be in the caribbean, another lake with spots, the biggest snow tubing slide I've ever seen, a huge cliff, and a great lake (a must for you, no?).
It's the minerals in the mountain lakes that turn them that colour.

Cell reception will be fine other than maybe some parts of the mountain driving.

What is your carrier down south?

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I am indeed.

Last August I bought my car from NJ, drove it to Chicago, from there to Atlanta and a few other places all the way to Seattle. This year I'm hitting Canada.

I do long, unplanned road trips and sorry up all my plans. It's my way to unwind. This summer I've gone to Yellowstone and back, and also to California and back.

My plans always goes to sorry, I'm extremely bad at navigating and my self preservation skills is a bigger joke than Bush as a president.

Otherwise these always are a success. Oh, then I blog it all, and after reading it sober, I wonder how the sorry in real life I'm considered as an adult.
Give me some guidance on where you need to be and when and I can help you plot some rough route points....
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Skip Banff. Pretty but touristy. The park is fine (visit moraine lake if you have time, I think that is Wah's photo) but skip the town completely.

Do you want the fastest route or the prettiest?



It's the minerals in the mountain lakes that turn them that colour.

Cell reception will be fine other than maybe some parts of the mountain driving.

What is your carrier down south?



Give me some guidance on where you need to be and when and I can help you plot some rough route points....
I'll be home soon but Friday to Friday, go figure it out. Please, sorry.

See myz, I've practiced. I will be ready.
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I'll be home soon but Friday to Friday, go figure it out. Please, sorry.

See myz, I've practiced. I will be ready.
One week for the whole trip or one way?

(And, yes, we say sorry lots but don't think we can't swear enough to embarrass any Finn.....)
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One week for the whole trip or one way?

(And, yes, we say sorry lots but don't think we can't swear enough to embarrass any Finn.....)
Haha, I have to be in NJ on the 15th, other than that my schedule is remarkably free. Then, after that I'll take a short cut via Mexico back home.

Yes, I've told the spouse I'm taking off. I just left out where and for how long. After the sol visit, three weeks is a minimum.
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Ok, loooong email sent on options.

For group interest, here is my #1 route from Vancouver to Calgary

https://goo.gl/maps/5FJvn

Here is my #2 route:

https://goo.gl/maps/83U5v

As I said in the email, avoid the #1 from Kamloops through to Banff park at all costs.
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Ok, loooong email sent on options.

For group interest, here is my #1 route from Vancouver to Calgary

https://goo.gl/maps/5FJvn

Here is my #2 route:

https://goo.gl/maps/83U5v

As I said in the email, avoid the #1 from Kamloops through to Banff park at all costs.
Reading email. 300 verses. I shall study them all on my way there.

I googled the distances, and the plan is to get from Seattle to the city of flames before Saturday night.

Back to read the email. The first cup of coffee going in so understanding is an issue.
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