Things your neighbors say about your car

Habber · 04-23-2018, 09:17 AM

I bet it's your GF. Be careful, she might be leaving you soon.

Spike Spiegel · 04-23-2018, 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by ratedlemon

That supposed to be 5 min convo turned into a 30 min investigation when all the cop had to do was ask. Man I swear whoever that neighbor was that pointed my yellow car out really hates me.

What else did they ask you for the conversation to carry for so long?

ratedlemon · 04-23-2018, 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by StormRYU

What else did they ask you for the conversation to carry for so long?

My age and he just kept carrying on trying to make me say that I was the one speeding, when I really wasn't. It was irritating.

Aaaaaaaaa · 04-23-2018, 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by ratedlemon

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Originally Posted by StormRYU

What else did they ask you for the conversation to carry for so long?

My age and he just kept carrying on trying to make me say that I was the one speeding, when I really wasn't. It was irritating.

Always use Sport+ so the hood is cool when you turn off the car. Wasn't me officer.

ratedlemon · 04-23-2018, 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by pheerlx

Always use Sport+ so the hood is cool when you turn off the car. Wasn't me officer.

Didn't even know that. What made it worse though was whatever neighbor who said it didn't even give a make or model they just said yellow.

Aaaaaaaaa · 04-23-2018, 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by ratedlemon

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Originally Posted by pheerlx

Always use Sport+ so the hood is cool when you turn off the car. Wasn't me officer.

Didn't even know that. What made it worse though was whatever neighbor who said it didn't even give a make or model they just said yellow.

All y'all yellow cars look alike

ratedlemon · 04-23-2018, 11:44 AM

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All y'all yellow cars look alike

Apparently. I Would love for my M3 to look like a yellow Huracan.

shiv.nandak · 04-23-2018, 11:51 AM

That's a very nice 3 series...

JayZap16 · 04-23-2018, 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by ratedlemon

My age and he just kept carrying on trying to make me say that I was the one speeding, when I really wasn't. It was irritating.

You should have used reversed psychology and got the cop to admit that he was speeding.

ratedlemon · 04-23-2018, 03:33 PM

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Originally Posted by JayZap16

You should have used reversed psychology and got the cop to admit that he was speeding.

Any tips man?? I'm sure someone has tried this

JayZap16 · 04-23-2018, 03:40 PM

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Originally Posted by ratedlemon

Any tips man?? I'm sure someone has tried this

Officer: Sir do you know how fast you were going?
Driver: Do you know how fast YOU were going?
Officer: (Thinks in his head) shit, hes right
Officer: "Begins to write himself a ticket

ratedlemon · 04-24-2018, 07:01 AM

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Originally Posted by JayZap16

Officer: Sir do you know how fast you were going?
Driver: Do you know how fast YOU were going?
Officer: (Thinks in his head) shit, hes right
Officer: "Begins to write himself a ticket

Lol haha.

Poiseuille · 04-24-2018, 04:39 PM

" that the new Accord? "

Fast4d · 04-24-2018, 06:08 PM

how come his car doesn't sound like that other F80 from down the block? the tanzanite blue colored one that screams rice rocket going down the street?

Aaaaaaaaa · 04-24-2018, 06:57 PM

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" that the new Accord? "

And you respond: "Yes clearly all the BMW roundels on the hood, the trunk, the wheels, the windows, and the small BMW lettering on the headlights and tail lights mean it's actually a Honda Accord."

Darth One · 04-24-2018, 10:51 PM

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Originally Posted by pheerlx

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Originally Posted by ratedlemon

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Originally Posted by StormRYU

What else did they ask you for the conversation to carry for so long?

My age and he just kept carrying on trying to make me say that I was the one speeding, when I really wasn't. It was irritating.

Always use Sport+ so the hood is cool when you turn off the car. Wasn't me officer.

This is the main reason to upgrade to a GTS hood. Dat CF stays cool so dad/wife/popo cant say you just drove the car

Aapparition90 · 04-25-2018, 07:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Fast4d

how come his car doesn't sound like that other F80 from down the block? the tanzanite blue colored one that screams rice rocket going down the street?

Must be a big fan if he knows the bmw colours so well.

HPIA4v2 · 04-25-2018, 08:43 AM

"is that a new Dodge Charger?"

MPoweRo · 04-25-2018, 04:18 PM

Nice M2 man.

mrmoua2u · 04-25-2018, 04:54 PM

New dealer plate on M3 and clearly says M3....

" Hey, how's the M4 doing?

silvergray545 · 04-25-2018, 05:12 PM

"Hey, if you know you're going to be out late, do you mind taking the quieter car (F80) and leaving the loud one (E46) at home? It doesn't really bother me but I'm tired of hearing my wife complain."

captainaudio · 04-30-2018, 01:58 PM

"My husband says he always sees nice cars parked by your house"

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