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      03-17-2016, 05:18 PM   #67
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1. Walk up to car
2. Pull handle and unlock car
3. Sit in car
4. Put on seatbelt
5. Start car
6. Press M1
7. Annoy anyone in my garage
I highly recommend you consider my startup sequence instead -- press m1 after turning on ignition before starting car and tap throttle. It will start with flaps open... very satisfying! It will do an even better job at annoying anyone in your garage!
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      04-23-2018, 05:17 PM   #68
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No one else taps slightly on the gas pedal after pressing M1/2 during cold start??
Nope! For some weird reason I love to listen to the cold start. I think it sounds awesome!
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      04-23-2018, 06:01 PM   #69
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Here's my shutdown sequence:
1. Idle for a bit to let the turbos cool
2. Put in 1st gear
3. Press engine stop button
4. Windshield sunshade on if sunny
5. Seat memory button 2 for comfort exit
6. Fold mirrors
7. Unlock all doors (because my work stuff is in the back seat)
8. Press engine start/stop button again to shut down everything.
9. Put away sunglasses if wearing
10. Get out and check the position of car. Ugh too close to one side
11. Get back in car
12. Reverse all steps 1-9
13. Repeats all steps 1–9
14. Be 30 mins late for work.
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      04-23-2018, 06:52 PM   #70
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1) Sit in seat butt first, swing legs in.
Never. Too much wear on leather. I literally hold my body up somehow until I can plop in with minimal friction or touch any of part of the seat to minimize wear/tear. I have a certain disdain for worn seat leather and shiny steering wheels. Filthy.
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      04-23-2018, 08:59 PM   #71
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Press start button, put in reverse, depress gas pedal. Once backed onto stree and moving through the sub, I put on seat belt and adjust audio, climate and car settings as desired.
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      04-24-2018, 06:42 AM   #72
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get in

jerk off

hit climax

wipe windshield

start driving.
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      04-24-2018, 08:52 AM   #73
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I highly recommend you consider my startup sequence instead -- press m1 after turning on ignition before starting car and tap throttle. It will start with flaps open... very satisfying! It will do an even better job at annoying anyone in your garage!
The sound with the flaps open is great!
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      04-24-2018, 07:56 PM   #74
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1. Call the garage attendant and ask him to uncover the car and pull it out of the parking space.
2. Go down to the garage.
3. Wait for the attendant to pull the car to the bottom of the ramp (the garage is in the basement of my building).
4. The attendant gets out, I get in and pull out of the garage.
5. Hit the M1 button (every thing is set to the softest settings)
6. Get out of the city ASAP.
Do you have to tip him ever time you drive your car?
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      04-26-2018, 12:50 PM   #75
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1. Ignition on
2. Unfold side mirrors
3. Press M2 (Sport everything)
4. Open exhaust valves (via VSC-2)
5. Step on clutch
6. Tranny in N
7. Fire 'er up
8. Release clutch
9. Rev a few times for no reason
10. Step on brake pedal
11. Step on clutch
12. Tranny in gear
13. Release parking brake
14. Foot off brake
15. Roll out

That took a while - takes longer to type out the sequence than perform it.

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      04-26-2018, 05:33 PM   #76
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1. Walk into garage.
2. Open garage door.
3. Get in.
4. Start car.
5. Hit M1 (Sport, Comfort, Comfort)
6. Tap throttle to open flaps
7. Slowly roll out of garage.
8. Stop in driveway.
9. Put top down if not raining. (If cold out, turn on heated everything - seat, steering wheel, neck warmer)
10. Drive down street and enjoy the ride.
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      04-27-2018, 04:15 AM   #77
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1.get in
2.press button
3.get out
4.say "sorry, I thought it's mine"
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      04-27-2018, 06:14 AM   #78
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After reading about some members having specific startup procedures in various posts, and me having my own as well, I figured I'd create this thread to see what all of us do when we first get to our cars and start

Once I enter:
1- hit the "memory 2" button for my seat
2- toggle my shifter to make sure its in neutral (even if it clearly is)
3- push start (clutch first of course)
4- turn on Spotify
5- seatbelt
6- pull out
7- hit "M1" - All set to "sport", DSC on
can you see track list and album cover photo when you connect the spotify via bluetooth?
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      04-27-2018, 04:15 PM   #79
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Look at my reflection in window. Admire myself
Open door
Hit start/M button
Grab my nuts
Look in rear view mirror. Wink at myself.
Say, “I’m the man..”
Pop collar
Burn out my driveway for an awesome day.
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      04-28-2018, 07:55 PM   #80
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An Event

My start up sequence always feels like an event.

1. Press Start.
2. Press M1 Button.
3. Roll down all the windows.
3.5 Open the Sun Roof.
4. Press Accelerator Pedal
5. Press Brake Pedal & Hold
6. Press Start Button

Ah, to enjoy the sweet sound of the F80 for a moment, is an awesome treat.
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      05-01-2018, 04:57 AM   #81
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Start it
Press M1 which brings up sport plus
Drive away, knowing you have turned off the dreaded rev match.
Then enjoy the driving experience.
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      05-01-2018, 07:38 AM   #82
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1. Open garage
2. Get in the car
3. Push start
4. M1 twice (Sport, Sport Plus, Comfort, MDM on)
5. Put phone in the center console plug thingy
6. Pandora on shuffle
7. Back out of the garage
8. Start drive to where I'm going that day
9. If I feel cold or warm, adjust heated seats/wheel, air, open windows (garage is never cooler than 45 degrees, so I usually don't know I'm cold until I get to work)
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      05-01-2018, 06:43 PM   #83
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1) Open main gate
2) Open garage
3) Foot off the brake
4) Press Start
5) Drop iPhone into cradle
6) Confirm Waze to go to Office
7) Press M1 (Sport, Sport, Comfort Steering)
8) Tap the gas
9) Foot on the brake
10) Press the Start Button
11) Apologize to neighbors



lol j/k I don't do cold starts in the morning with the flaps open. In the parking garage leaving work however...
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