Things your neighbors say about your car

///M-er-gized · 04-21-2016, 08:03 PM

"I really like your new car, is that a hybrid?"

"I saw your new car today. Very pretty color."

"What kind of car is that, I know it's a BMW, but what kind?"

"Wow, holy shit, check this thing out."

"I know when you're going to work in the morning. I can hear it, but it's not as bad as xxxxxx's boyfriend's car, especially when he drops her off at 2:00 in the morning."

Die ///M Rakete · 04-21-2016, 08:14 PM

This forum sure is different than the 1M/M2 forums that I'm used to.

dom_cmh · 04-21-2016, 08:16 PM

Not sure yet what they say as we have not spoken in the week I've had mine. I can imagine though. What I do know is one downside to the rev matching throttle "blip" is I feel like a douche when I downshift and pull into my driveway. A few times the neighbors were out and they probably thought I was revving the engine to show off!

dkhm3 · 04-21-2016, 08:28 PM

my area has a lot of exotics, so i am poor relative to them.

captainaudio · 04-21-2016, 08:31 PM

"Stop parking that POS in front of my house. That's where my daughter parks"

nicknaz · 04-21-2016, 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dkhm3

my area has a lot of exotics, so i am poor relative to them.

+1

I drive a civic M3, so no one notices it

dkhm3 · 04-21-2016, 08:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nicknaz

+1

I drive a civic M3, so no one notices it

sweet.

i think i saw you in front of the new super posh dollar store - is this u?

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dkhm3 · 04-21-2016, 08:39 PM

Why is your lawnmower so noisy in the mornings?

dinonz · 04-21-2016, 08:42 PM

We don't talk to each other. I live in an apartment, so we do our best to look at our feet as we walk on by.

2015F80 · 04-21-2016, 09:15 PM

My neighbor asked me if I liked it.

I said yes.

So he bought one (m3).

For real.

afadeev · 04-21-2016, 09:22 PM

"What's wrong with your muffler? Can they fix it?"

"What's wrong with your brakes (driving to/from track with track pads)?"

"What's wrong with your brake fluid if you replace it after just 1 year?"

jballs16 · 04-21-2016, 09:24 PM

lol I've gotten the "is there something wrong with the exhaust?" during cold start flaps closed

gprgeorge · 04-21-2016, 09:30 PM

What's an M3?

bmw0perat0r · 04-21-2016, 09:34 PM

2015 AY F82 M4

A guy pulled up in a mini, while i was at a friends house, and began looking my car over...when i approached him he said

"Is this yours? Wow! What is this?!...M4? - so its a 4 litre?"
"Wow, look at those brakes!"
"Can I see inside and sit in it"

At that point my response was - "uh...i'm about to leave", translation: No!

...interesting fellow...

JDC PDX · 04-21-2016, 09:40 PM

"You bought another car?"

Oliver Queen · 04-21-2016, 09:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JDC PDX

"You bought another car?"

LOL that's exactly what my neighbor told me

TexasSurgeon · 04-22-2016, 12:15 AM

"That matte black looks amazing on that car."

"How fast is the 0-60.?"

nicknaz · 04-22-2016, 01:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dkhm3

sweet.

i think i saw you in front of the new super posh dollar store

No but wow that's a great bodykit and wheels.

GrussGott · 04-22-2016, 02:05 AM

So THAT'S why you don't have kids

ElSenor · 04-22-2016, 02:46 AM

I hear your car every morning...

AIRPOWER · 04-22-2016, 02:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dkhm3

sweet.

i think i saw you in front of the new super posh dollar store - is this u?

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hwalk · 04-22-2016, 03:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ElSenor

I hear your car every morning...

same here, then i reply (to an older neighbor, a real a$$ho.. btw): Enjoy! At least you know you're still alive...

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dom_cmh Lieutenant 140 Rep 441 Posts Drives: 2016 F80 M3 Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: Columbus, Ohio iTrader: (1)	Not sure yet what they say as we have not spoken in the week I've had mine. I can imagine though. What I do know is one downside to the rev matching throttle "blip" is I feel like a douche when I downshift and pull into my driveway. A few times the neighbors were out and they probably thought I was revving the engine to show off! __________________ Daily Driver - 2007 E70 X5 4.8i Sport w/20" Wheels Summer Fun - 2016 F80 M3 \| Tanzanite \| Black FULL Leather \| 6MT \| Executive \| Lighting \| Driver Assist \| Adaptive Suspension \| 19" Black Wheels \| Black Grills & Sides \| Roof
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dkhm3 Brigadier General 1882 Rep 3,341 Posts Drives: 991.2 GT3 2020 X3MC Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Orange County iTrader: (0)	my area has a lot of exotics, so i am poor relative to them. __________________ Currently: 2018 GT3 2020 X3MC Previously: 1999 M3 2002 M3 2005 S4 2008 C63 2015 M3 2016 X5M 2019 911S
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dinonz Banned 3216 Rep 2,385 Posts Drives: 2016 M3 MWM ZCP Join Date: Mar 2013 Location: Austin iTrader: (0)	We don't talk to each other. I live in an apartment, so we do our best to look at our feet as we walk on by.
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