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      10-31-2014, 11:05 PM   #133
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It has truths in it, also few other things. Silicone sinks, not swim so don't change the girl in the middle.

I too would have to be pretty darn drunk to walk into one, let alone in those shoes.

No M driver would let that in, our leather seats are too precious.

those wheels look bad, I'd just spend the money on tits and clothes.
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It has truths in it, also few other things. Silicone sinks, not swim so don't change the girl in the middle.

I too would have to be pretty darn drunk to walk into one, let alone in those shoes.

No M driver would let that in, our leather seats are too precious.

those wheels look bad, I'd just spend the money on tits and clothes.


Perhaps the video wasn't as "classy" as I thought...

BTW, those shoes and being drunk isn't a great combo I think... My wife has several shoes with that kind of heel (with and without plateau base) and regularly use them at social events, parties, dinners etc. Looks awesome (IMO ) and can be walked with, but is quite hard on her feet after a few hours...

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nice video + car + girl , not a huge fan of the wheels tho.
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hi guys.

I shot a few new pics. New wheels and EISENMANN exhaust installed.













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      01-09-2015, 02:23 PM   #137
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absolutely stunning!
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How sexy! One of the best videos of the M4 I ever seen.

I'm sorry if this is a re-post, but... I had to share how beautiful both machines are.

ATTENTION - Is going to be a hard day at work after this video.

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      12-07-2015, 08:58 AM   #139
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lol this is more then 1 year old
Still good.
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I don't care how hot she is, she's not putting her wet ass on my leather seat.
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      12-07-2015, 12:02 PM   #141
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I'm a red blooded American male and still wonder why there is a such a big community of guys that enjoy car pics/vids with strippers in them.

Most of the "models" have more plastic in them than the cars do.
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Do I need to repost my analysis about this clip?
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      12-07-2015, 12:25 PM   #143
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yeah, because I never saw it.
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Yes?? Lolol...
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      12-07-2015, 12:35 PM   #145
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I never realized how important air bags and the rear bumper are to the look of that model. Wait, there was a car in that video?!
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We know. We know. The M4 has LED lights so it is junk and he couldn't see the girls
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      12-07-2015, 12:41 PM   #147
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yeah, because I never saw it.
Just so that everybody knows, you asked for this.

I appreciate female figures but see modifications are often a hard part to optimize. You can slap us with a pair of shoes and too big boobs but man, the ride sure won't improve. You'll just end up doing what the driver in this did: Park, stay behind the tints, probably weeping for your seats.

The lovely lady was in the middle of a much needed swimming lesson, since horrible things were about to go down.

The only connection I can make with rims and this clip is that the guy needed new rims and since his wife was a bad swimmer, he decided to use the oem's as weights to drown the lady. I kinda get it, I would totally kill too if those are the only rims I can afford after the spouse had spent all my money in a pair of paper weights.

I would like to remind everyone of my other favorite: @sam@modecarbon totally should post the epic bikini racer here. It fits this clip perfectly.


Oh, and I'll donate 5 dollars for each male poster taken in that sitting position with your cars to the goat collection!
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We know. We know. The M4 has LED lights so it is junk and he couldn't see the girls
Damn Shakira! That was a good one. I sooo should've spotted that!
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... I'll donate 5 dollars for each male poster taken in that sitting position with your cars...
I call a cheapskate. We're BMW owners, you should know better! Benjamins only lady!
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I call a cheapskate. We're BMW owners, you should know better! Benjamins only lady!
If you only knew what lengths I've gone for the damn goat collection, your ass would be on your bumper for free with nice note addressed to me! I can't even make fun of these ads really since our main money collecting method have been shots of men's asses.

Yup. In twenty years when my kids find car forums they will be so proud of mom. I'm very sure about this.

Oh well, it's for the kids in the third world countries.
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... I can't even make fun of these ads really since our main money collecting method have been shots of men's asses...
No idea what that means. I can only hope you were not out there on a corner ringing a bell dressed like Santa looking for coins. And for the men shooting out of their behind, I can only hope it was not coinage.

PM me the address of this "goat charity" you speak of. Happy to write a check, and I'll spare you my ugly mug naked against the bumper of a clean M4.
What I posted was meant as a joke, not to rub the wrong way.
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No idea what that means. I can only hope you were not out there on a corner ringing a bell dressed like Santa looking for coins. And for the men shooting out of their behind, I can only hope it was not coinage.

PM me the address of this "goat charity" you speak of. Happy to write a check, and I'll spare you my ugly mug naked against the bumper of a clean M4.
What I posted was meant as a joke, not to rub the wrong way.
Check out the link
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we've collected over a hundred goats to be donated via worldvision!

And no way did I take your words wrong, it was all in good fun! The off topic side of this forum thinks I'm actually a male (an image I gladly support!) and the F8x section thinks I'm a fire breathing feminist dragon. I'd be okay with this add if she'd steal the car and did donuts with it. It just ain't right her wet ass goes to the passenger seat.
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we've collected over a hundred goats to be donated via worldvision!

And no way did I take your words wrong, it was all in good fun! The off topic side of this forum thinks I'm actually a male (an image I gladly support!) and the F8x section thinks I'm a fire breathing feminist dragon. I'd be okay with this add if she'd steal the car and did donuts with it. It just ain't right her wet ass goes to the passenger seat.
Always lovede your posts...

By the way. The car looks like this now:





















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