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Originally Posted by GrussGott
When you quit drinking for awhile ... yeah, no shit:
* I found out I don't even like fishing!
* Plus, it turns out that a lot of tropical vacation spots are actually pretty gross
* And, speaking of $kidscollege and savings, when you cut back on drinking, that's like 50% of your income back right there!
So many mysteries ... who knew? 
Anyway, I think now is a good time to point out other shit Canadians fucked with ...
See, it turns out the reason us 'mericans all sing an old tymey version of Auld Lang Syne on New Year's Eve is because in 1928 Guy Lombardo started broadcasting a NYE radio show from the Roosevelt Hotel in Manhattan, and it was pretty popular, and he played his version of Auld Lang Syne the same old tyme way every year.
He kept it up for almost 50 years. Then in the 1970s Dick Clark started playing Guy Lombardo's version of Auld Lang Syne on his Rockin' New Year's Eve show and kept it up until Ryan Seacrest took over, who still plays the Guy Lombardo version every year.
So what does all this have to do with a Canadian Conspiracy?
It turns out that Guy Lombardo's orchestra was ... THE ROYAL CANADIANS! 
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My wife’s old boss had a one night stand with a RCMP officer on a business trip. I guess they don’t call them Mounties for nothing.
