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Originally Posted by Joekerr
Do you get a decent share of the resulting bacon for having filed the report as to where the walking bacon was spotted?
Curious minds would like to know. Or you could ship some to me.
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There is a mild issue with that.
The woods they're in now are owned by my aunt, and my grandma's what ever the fuck the pile is called you leave behind when you die. That means that even if I could convince my aunt to let hunters go and shoot them (never going to happen ), my uncle will make sure they'll have a refuge there, theyll keep people away.
Did I mention that I'm supposed to go and harvest the woods this summer? I'm so going to end up being bacon preproduct. I don't even have a dog that would be useful even as a snack for them now.
On the other hand, as a cod, that would be a bit unique and cool. I do hope the kids will haul a pig statue to my grave.