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      04-12-2019, 04:45 PM   #2209
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There is still a few hours in the day left. May I have the contact information of your spouse and / or spawn? I'm sure I can arrange for something to happen, so as to not leave you disappointed...
Oh fuck off.

Everyone is always saying their kids are super smart. Mine are super driven and that makes me poop my pants daily. Except today. Almost nothing scary happened today.

And you can, shall I email you their WhatsApp info or emails? Can you make it clear to them that you're adopting me? I can start packing tonight?
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You're still a little new here, so I'll let you in on a little secret. Whenever Lups types gibberish, this is an opportunity for you to imagine it to be whatever you'd like it to be.
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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