I did not whine or complain at all! I bravely endured the torture and then I bravely just mentioned here I made it! I did not whine at all! I'm in excellent shape for an apple or for a sloth!
I'm offended! You guys are behaving as badly as my kids! They keep bringing me water and they keep the glass so high I would have to lift my arms which are on fire right now so I'll rather have a kidney injury than try to lift them to reach for the glass.
This is not whining! This is warning you guys away from the dangerous world of rock n' roll! This is public service!!!
Fuck off all of you! Or bring me a glass of water or milk with a straw.