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      06-05-2014, 05:40 PM   #65
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Drives: I don't own a car.
Join Date: Mar 2014
Location: Lost as usual

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Argh, just give up, grow a beard and a beer belly, and join the minivan club. I should know what I'm talking about.

Wagons work, they are great, but I for one am not going to get a car that I can fit the family in, it would just be too damn cruel. Engine, power, and a spouse who keeps shouting at me about ruined tires, stoplight racing, and my favorite, tiny bit of speeding. He can ride with the pact in the Q, I'll be more than happy with mr Danzig or Morrison while destroying all hope of being the normal female.
Originally Posted by Joekerr View Post
You're still a little new here, so I'll let you in on a little secret. Whenever Lups types gibberish, this is an opportunity for you to imagine it to be whatever you'd like it to be.
Originally Posted by Delta0311 View Post
How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?