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      08-22-2013, 02:58 PM   #28
Abtin
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Drives: bmw z4
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Carlos_Danger
How to "complain" while commenting on a new BMW (THAT YOU'LL EVENTUALLY LOVE ANYWAY ONCE YOU GET USED TO IT)

Choose your own adventure:

1) That new Bimmer is so big!
1a) Definitely needs to lose some weight!
1b) Should be featured on the tv show the Biggest Loser!
1c) BMWs are so bloated right now its like a school bus!

2) My eXX will always be better than this!
2a) Who cares, I'll never be able to afford it!
2b) Wheres the replacement for the 850i or the M1?
2c) Ugh, of course they made another special M model for some rich prick who can't drive a real manual transmissioned car.
2d) I stopped lusting after new BMWs since Chris Bangle left the company

3) Another special model, what is this Porsche?
3a) With all these new models, BMW is bloating like Mustangs editions
3b) What's next, a BMW snow mobile?

4) UGH, EVERY NEW BMW IS UGLIER THAN THE LAST ONE!
4A) For me, the first BMW I ever owned was the best one (insert model here) they are all now ugly.
4B) BMW just doesn't know how to design a good looking car anymore.
4C) You know, the belt line and 'face' of this just doesn't do it for me - I know I should like it, but I don't
Hah so true!!
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