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Originally Posted by Real Dodger
1 at a time? Weak.......
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Oh shut up!
This will be filed under censured by Anna but I have to tell you anyway!
My first response was "Oh shut up, just because you couldn't keep you turkey paster firing off like a machine gun, doesn't mean the rest of us can't aim for shit"
I was happy with the response until I realized just how awful it was. It was so bad I hit my toe to a damn wall while laughing at my lack of verbal skills. It turns a bit black now so I had to tell you that because I probably fucking broke my toe while avoiding sending that. Universe already punished me, you can't do shit to me!
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Originally Posted by minn19
Holy shit! Maybe you should've gotten a TV to distract you and your husband from each other.  |
We have tv's! I'm the only one here who doesn't know how to operate one!
Nah. I was 23 when I got told I might never get kids all naturally. The kind doc said that we should start working on it straight away even to get to the infertility treatment lines. After that I had just one goal, which was to become a mom. I'm so allergic to hormone changes (all changes make me puke my guts out, anywhere from 4 days to 10 months) adopting was the only path I saw forward for us, until three months later my bestie dragged me to an er for a stomach bug that had lasted 3 months. I got over it 7 months later, and did it again 5 months later for an other ten.
I've done a lot while at home with the kids, but those are my life. If I wasn't so bad at pregnancies I would've ended up with ten probably. Mind you, my ass has gotten so big I should have an other kid or buy larger jeans.