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      09-27-2020, 08:19 AM   #78
coldsteelrain
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Drives: G80 xdrive
Join Date: May 2018
Location: NJ

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This is a joke so take it as such

I went to my nutritionist and asked what's the best and quickest way to loose like 20 lbs within the next week or two.
She said she just received this new weight loss solution and hands me a folder.
She said that after each meal I eat and it doesn't matter what it is I should just look in the folder and get ready to loose all the weight I want.
So after my first big meal the next day I open up the folder and see what's inside.
Pictures of the new G80 front, the G82 rear close ups and then the fake vents I couldn't take it anymore and proceeded to vomit.
I tell you guys I lost 10lbs in the last few day using the folder with these pictures after each meal.

I am already banned so why not
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