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| 03-09-2020, 02:26 PM | #5788 | |
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| 03-09-2020, 03:33 PM | #5789 | |
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| 03-09-2020, 03:49 PM | #5790 |
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Normally I just lurk for amusement, but last night I had an experience funny enough to share..
Last night my friends invited me over to hang out, and we are sitting around having some drinks and chatting about the dating apps, as their roommate has recently been dabbling. While joking that I never look at Tinder much, I pull out my phone and open the app, and there she is on the screen. Of course I laugh, they grab my phone and swipe right, and it was a match... the rest of the night was fun ![]() |
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| 03-10-2020, 03:34 AM | #5791 |
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I would this call a case of having instant fun
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| 03-10-2020, 07:06 AM | #5793 |
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| 03-10-2020, 08:36 AM | #5795 | |
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![]() Notable mentions on a few profiles I've seen lately: "Swipe left if you can't handle big girls" (no I just prefer someone who doesn't eat marshmallows for breakfast) "I have a kid, if you aren't man enough to handle that swipe left" (no, I just prefer people who make better decisions when they are 20 and unemployed) "If you are under 6'2 swipe left" (okay well you are clearly over 250lbs anyway) "I date multiple guys at once, so you better be able to handle that" (wtf )The arrogance is strong on these sites.
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The girl I met last week has been saying that her "boyfriend" says he is 5'11 but she thinks he is 5'8, this girl is 5'1 on a sunny day at easily less than half of my weight
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| 03-10-2020, 11:26 AM | #5798 | |
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I asked her what made her make an exception for me. She said seeing me in a tank top at a company outing (baseball game/cookout) made her reconsider....LOL. I never had intentions during that time of ever being serious with anyone, just looking for fun. She was fun alright, but also crazy jealous and smothering. Tried to move way too fast, so I ended it. Told her I felt uncomfortable with her being taller than me. ![]()
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| 03-11-2020, 03:32 AM | #5799 |
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I had this 8.5 partly during my Air Force time, we where both equal tall and man, she got legs which brought me onto my knees. When she got high heels or pumps on, she was slightly taller than I, but this never bothered me. When she got her miniskirt on I was almost walking a few steps behind her, just to enjoy this absolute perfect picture.
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| 03-11-2020, 09:56 AM | #5800 |
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Have to love those legs... I am 6'4" so its hard to find girls that are close to my height, but there was one....
She was 6'2" with a 42" inseam, legs for days. Her friend had been telling me about her for what seems like years, and finally managed to bring her down to town when my roommate was having a birthday party. She was rather flaky, but I had a fun time when she was around a for a few months. |
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While the virus shut down our school effective Friday, I'm still meeting up with someone
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This happened long before smartphones with cams, if I had taken this by a normal camera some ppl may had me considered as kinda weirdo or something
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If any of you are going out on dates this weekend, good luck and be safe.
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