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      06-16-2014, 06:20 PM   #133
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You know exactly how to shoot straight into my core......right to the center of me. You're the best e-wife ever.
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      06-16-2014, 06:22 PM   #134
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Well of course. We used a furry pair last night. That was fun!
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      06-16-2014, 06:23 PM   #135
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You know exactly how to shoot straight into my core......right to the center of me. You're the best e-wife ever.
If only I could write without typos too!

The center shit I'm not touching, e-wife's are brutes!
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      06-16-2014, 06:27 PM   #136
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Does Lups know you have handcuffs and aren't afraid to use them?
LOL, my hunt for car on my own went so well that I finally started the cry fest thread, and Sedan Clan found me a car. He told for a few dealers that I'm his wife, and they just sent me the papers after the dear old hubby handled the tricky picking stuff up part.

Surely more than handcuff worthy stuff.

That can be read so wrong. not meant so. lol
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LOL, my hunt for car on my own went so well that I finally started the cry fest thread, and Sedan Clan found me a car. He told for a few dealers that I'm his wife, and they just sent me the papers after the dear old hubby handled the tricky picking stuff up part.

Surely more than handcuff worthy stuff.

That can be read so wrong. not meant so. lol
Get a room plz you two
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      06-16-2014, 10:56 PM   #138
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Get a room plz you two
Hell we are e-married so no way sex is involved! Married people don't do that shit!
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      06-17-2014, 10:47 AM   #139
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Anyone up for a early morning on next Saturday? If you don't want milk or cream of other shit in your coffee, i'll even buy the damn thing.
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      06-17-2014, 12:51 PM   #140
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      06-18-2014, 01:06 AM   #141
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      06-26-2014, 02:28 PM   #142
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haha, never getting a car. I just drive Audis.

Sure you are! 'The Hornet' entered 150 production. Your day is coming really soon Lups. I'm excited for you!
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Sure you are! 'The Hornet' entered 150 production. Your day is coming really soon Lups. I'm excited for you!
Cheers S for everything. You did great, actually you saved my summer

I just killed the phone though, too much going on, and I really hate that damn thing.
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      06-26-2014, 03:04 PM   #144
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Oh Lups, you HAVE to play with me in the europe section as well!
I didn't see a rating when entering this thread.... is this the NC-17 section?
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      06-26-2014, 03:22 PM   #145
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I didn't see a rating when entering this thread.... is this the NC-17 section?
Yes, and you still have to be rated punk on attitude also.
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      06-26-2014, 05:12 PM   #146
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Cheers S for everything. You did great, actually you saved my summer

I just killed the phone though, too much going on, and I really hate that damn thing.

Fuck Lups, my car went into production too. I wasn't expecting my car to enter 150 so soon (..I was happy with the projected November delivery date). Looks like you might have to take ME to pick up my car now if the 335i sells next week.
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Fuck Lups, my car went into production too. I wasn't expecting my car to enter 150 so soon (..I was happy with the projected November delivery date). Looks like you might have to take ME to pick up my car now if the 335i sells next week.
LOL deal!

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At your service! You're the best.
Well, you are the first man ever to buy a car on my behalf, so let the rubbing in begin

I don't know what the fuck is wrong with this country...
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      06-26-2014, 07:24 PM   #150
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Well, you are the first man ever to buy a car on my behalf, so let the rubbing in begin

I don't know what the fuck is wrong with this country...
President Obama!


P.S. No rubbing in. Letting me drive 'The Hornet' will suffice.
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President Obama!
Nope, that dude is actually such a huge improvement to the last guy that I'm willing to love him forever. You guys seriously have to learn not to fuck up with the voting thing though...
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Nope, that dude is actually such a huge improvement to the last guy that I'm willing to love him forever. You guys seriously have to learn not to fuck up with the voting thing though...
We're gonna have a talk young lady!
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We're gonna have a talk young lady!
STFU and just let me rule the world.
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