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      11-01-2019, 12:16 PM   #2707
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I really can't complain as life is busy, but very good. I'm full in the hockey/helping coach my daughters team mode for the next five months. I wiped out pretty good at practice the other night trying to demonstrate a drill and thought I broke my collarbone, but thankfully I just bruised/strained some stuff. We have a really good team and great bunch of girls this year that try really hard so all of us parents/coaches and players are very excited for the season.

Other than Kira (the GS) is nuts, but fun and healthy. She still wants to try and eat one of the cats, but it's getting better the older she gets.
Omg, that's like -17 cool dad points! I'm sorry, but that must have been awfully funny to every dad watching on the stands that think they could do better. I hated those fucks when I was a coach but now as a parent I really hate them.

Ugh, sorry for laughing, but I'm old these days, I can do what ever the fuck I want. Fuckingg kids ruining our egos!

Great to hear Kira is doing so well! My husband says I can buy a dog as soon as I've bought a car. He is becoming good at this blackmailing shit.
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Omg, that's like -17 cool dad points! I'm sorry, but that must have been awfully funny to every dad watching on the stands that think they could do better. I hated those fucks when I was a coach but now as a parent I really hate them.

Ugh, sorry for laughing, but I'm old these days, I can do what ever the fuck I want. Fuckingg kids ruining our egos!

Great to hear Kira is doing so well! My husband says I can buy a dog as soon as I've bought a car. He is becoming good at this blackmailing shit.
Yah the girls got a good laugh out of it as did I. The next day not so much for me.

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I really can't complain as life is busy, but very good. I'm full in the hockey/helping coach my daughters team mode for the next five months. I wiped out pretty good at practice the other night trying to demonstrate a drill and thought I broke my collarbone, but thankfully I just bruised/strained some stuff. We have a really good team and great bunch of girls this year that try really hard so all of us parents/coaches and players are very excited for the season.

Other than Kira (the GS) is nuts, but fun and healthy. She still wants to try and eat one of the cats, but it's getting better the older she gets.
one of my son's did that a few weeks back. broke his wrist - ugh.

glad to hear yours was just bruising.

I feel like I should move my law practice to be an 'arena lawyer' for the winter with the amount of time I am spending in rinks these days....
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one of my son's did that a few weeks back. broke his wrist - ugh.

glad to hear yours was just bruising.

I feel like I should move my law practice to be an 'arena lawyer' for the winter with the amount of time I am spending in rinks these days....
that sucks, is done for 6 weeks (or more) or will they/you let him play with a cast?

Yah we just got done with 4 days in a row/5 out of 6 nights at the rink run. I can't imagine having more than one kid in a sport like this.
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one of my son's did that a few weeks back. broke his wrist - ugh.

glad to hear yours was just bruising.

I feel like I should move my law practice to be an 'arena lawyer' for the winter with the amount of time I am spending in rinks these days....
How's ruby?

I've never fucked up around my kids, or their friends or team mates. I'll stand by that statement, I will!!! I will not be skating around this, not after my friends and I volunteered to take about a million kids (or fifty) to a skate park last spring.

"Anna, I'm a geek approaching my 40's. I can advise but fuck no, I can't go back there. The last time I hit the ramps was 5 years ago, it took two surgeries to set me up right".

"I too am revising my relationship with my bones. Let's hang out here and look cool and dial 112 (our 911) if needed".

I did teach them some jumps and sliding techniques and then I send them off to meet the concrete or asphalt on their own. I'm alive at this age, it shows I'm smart. My friends are alive too because they're smart.

How could we take away this feeling from those kids? I mean, we were next to a hospital, and if they're smart maybe they too will be the ambulance calling crew standing by one day.
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that sucks, is done for 6 weeks (or more) or will they/you let him play with a cast?

Yah we just got done with 4 days in a row/5 out of 6 nights at the rink run. I can't imagine having more than one kid in a sport like this.
Oh god, you need to move.

I'm in a perfect triengle: the ice rings are all less than a mile away. A Jujitsu or some fuck I can't spell is 500m away. The stables are 2km away. I haven't driven a kid to practice ever. If they can't make it by bike, they're just not into it enough.

Mkay, hockey gear on a bike would be too much and thanks to my youth I've pretty much tried to keep all of them from ice sports.

Remember when Myz talked about their puppy, Ruby I think, and how their kids got it? The whole campaign with powerpoints and all? Well, I laughed my ass off then, I mean I would never be that easy, you just can't buy pets to kids, come on!!!

Well, my girls want a horse. They've been saving for 8 years. They have collected as of today since some stupid fuck showed them how to invest their money 13k.

The deal is that they can buy one, and I'll pay 50 of monthly costs (shoes, gear, vets) and 80% of the stable spot (600e per month) until the girls are at the uni, full time students I mean, when I take up all the costs until they graduate.

I just checked their portfolio. Apparently those two have been doing some high risk shorts and they've invested about 10k to a startup. I went through the start ups financials and and projections and I just realized I'll be adding a horse to my fucking family.

The funniest thing is that the two of them will get tax returns from their trades this year. I can't even with these damn kids... I quit. Seriously, in one year, they'll have the money pay for the horse (10k buys a decent one here easily) and theyll have the money to feed it till they're in uni. They didn't even give me the tip on their find. Those fucks.
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Oh god, you need to move.

I'm in a perfect triengle: the ice rings are all less than a mile away. A Jujitsu or some fuck I can't spell is 500m away. The stables are 2km away. I haven't driven a kid to practice ever. If they can't make it by bike, they're just not into it enough.

Mkay, hockey gear on a bike would be too much and thanks to my youth I've pretty much tried to keep all of them from ice sports.

Remember when Myz talked about their puppy, Ruby I think, and how their kids got it? The whole campaign with powerpoints and all? Well, I laughed my ass off then, I mean I would never be that easy, you just can't buy pets to kids, come on!!!

Well, my girls want a horse. They've been saving for 8 years. They have collected as of today since some stupid fuck showed them how to invest their money 13k.

The deal is that they can buy one, and I'll pay 50 of monthly costs (shoes, gear, vets) and 80% of the stable spot (600e per month) until the girls are at the uni, full time students I mean, when I take up all the costs until they graduate.

I just checked their portfolio. Apparently those two have been doing some high risk shorts and they've invested about 10k to a startup. I went through the start ups financials and and projections and I just realized I'll be adding a horse to my fucking family.

The funniest thing is that the two of them will get tax returns from their trades this year. I can't even with these damn kids... I quit. Seriously, in one year, they'll have the money pay for the horse (10k buys a decent one here easily) and theyll have the money to feed it till they're in uni. They didn't even give me the tip on their find. Those fucks.
That's awesome and I hope you could find a good horse for 10k euro! Here I think you can get good ones for 2-3k US IIRC.

Do they have any stock tips?
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That's awesome and I hope you could find a good horse for 10k euro! Here I think you can get good ones for 2-3k US IIRC.

Do they have any stock tips?
Here too, you can buy a horse for that low but it is not properly trained and has multiple owners and to be fair I'M STALLING, LET ME DO MY STALLING!!! soon I'll be doing stooling. Seriously, one can buy a horse, that's not the cost of the damn thing and that's why I keep telling the girls they need to make more money.

Well, the joke is me, not on me, but me apparently.

They have their own accounts they can manage via an app. They all go through my account since 11&12 aren't ages you can control your own money here, yet I've let them.

And yeah, I have to agree with the kids. They went all in on a virtual reality company 2 years ago that only is an industry provider.

So basically they're into military contracts while boycotting Nestle to buy a horse. That's commitment.
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Oh, and ask them for tips. I got nuthing compared to them. I have nothing on them, they're ruthless.
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Ruthless? Nobody named Ruth is allowed near them?

Sorry, I've been inflicting that joke my kids for years.
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Sorry, I've been inflicting that joke my kids for years.
It works.

I think I'm going nuts. I've been up since 5 am, we'll be having guests over tonight and I'm supposed to clean the house. I seriously am not qualified for this shit. I dont know how people handle all these weird contraptions that seem to be necessary for the task. A mop. Who on earth has invented this shit? Why can't I just turn off the lights?!
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I'm stuck in my life so I have less time to be a bitch here.

Still tho, the hearings going well...
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Well..

My last 36 hours is a tale to be told again.

I'm sorry I've been so absent lately but this little story should explain what I deal with here now.

"Mom, my tummy hurts."
"Air?"
"No, this is a weird pain".
On the right, next to the pelvis sticking out, the kid didn't want me to press it at all, fever--> er.

Blood tests, ultra, meds, she was hauled off to the surgical unit for kids.

"Well, now I have a bed (we are talking about a 12 year old here!), I'm now I'm available for questions for 5 minutes but I'm so done with the day, please let me sleep."

"Honey, they'll need to draw your blood, and get a temp and I have to call dad before you can sleep"

"Oh no. They can come in and draw blood and measure remps in 15 minutes when I'm asleep, you all should just leave and let me sleep right now!"

"K. So the nursing staff can come in and draw blood from you while you sleep?"

"Mom, I love you. Go away."

The next morning I got back at 7 am. She was studying to an exam, a biology exam.

"Hi mom. Hey I figured out why republicans hate the environment."

"So sorry honey, I didn't sleep all night, what? What's the subject?"
"Biology, mom! Also politics. So, defence hawks are expensive, the republicans are using a cheap fix on them, DDT by prez Dt"

"Honey, I can't english at this hour. Why are we speaking english at this hour? Can i have coffee?"

"We are speaking english since from 5 am I've had this kindergarten teacher here with me who really doesn't get me, I asked if she wanted to quiz me, but she doesn't want to anymore. "

"K kid. Can you explain to me why you've had a private teacher here since 5 am?"

"The nurses thought it would be better for all if I could study for a test instead of them. You'll find I've been polite, I just don't like their way of answering questions and I demand more information."

1 pm came, and I went to the nurses desk.

"Hi, my kid is talking to me. Can you please release us soon so she can go back to her room and mope like a teenager?"

"Kaarin's mom, eh?"

"Yeah.. that mom. What did she do?"

"So after she kicked you out, she called in a nurse and asked her rights as a patient at10 pm. She wanted to know if we would wake you up to get her more meds and if she should inform us if she went to pee. She also informed us that if we called you, she would stay as a patient for as long as she could."

*me getting ready to apologize*

"She told us she would have a hard time to sleep so she would be studying for an exam. She told us that in three hours or so, if any of was bored, we could quiz her."

" unnnghhh"

"It was a slow night on the ward. It's just that us nurses have to write down when we have deep conversations with our patients. The morning shift has googled her claims and currently the head of the department is also reading this conversation. "

*preparing to die*

"So, k. I haven't had my coffee. What did she do?"

"Well, the night nurses who spoke with her found her to be a strange child with a ton of information. Shes been fact checked and she was right in all of her claims. She also wrote an evaluation all the nursing staff that took care of her."

"She left her written notes to the doctors at 6 am."

"K. So she's coming home now?"

"Yes. Please don't think it is because of the notes, she actually kinda killed it. She wrote in all of her own summaries that the nurses that mostly interact with the patients are very good and able to communicate with kids. The note that mentions the doctors being too occupied with parents is going to be our phones screensaver for a while."

"I'm sorry to say this but I need to see her bloodwork results before I take her home. If I was any of you, I'd want her out too..."

The kid is fine. Untill I strangle her.
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Yeah, I'll try to remember that!

Nah, the girl was seriously funny with her notes. She clearly felt like she should have more to say on her own health and after a bit of thinking, I think she also gave me a bit of a slap.
I'm so glad shes fine, but it took me days to realize she did all that shit while sick just to calm me down.
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