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      09-15-2021, 02:55 PM   #1
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Teen totals F80 within a week, blames cruise control and sprinklers

This has been making rounds on Reddit, post is linked below. First he claimed he lost control sending it, then he blamed cruise control and a wet patch from someone's sprinkler system. I believe you cannot turn TC off/MDM if cruise control is on... plus he has the superior wet weather PS4S tires too... Judging by his previous posts and the comments, this kid should not be on the road, but his dad will buy him another anyways. You all can draw your own conclusions, but figured some of you would get a kick from this. RIP to another F80

https://www.reddit.com/r/BMW/comment...han_a_week_of/


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      09-15-2021, 03:09 PM   #2
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These cars are too much for teenagers (and quite a few adults).
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      09-15-2021, 03:21 PM   #3
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Don’t know why people feel the need to post this stuff on the Internet. If I ever ball up a car, the last place I’m going to do is post it here so everybody can dig up my old posts about turning off traction control and grief me savagely about it. It’s just a no win, nobody is going to impressed you crashed your car and nobody cares you walked away without a scratch lol. The jackals will find you, and when they do prepare for the gang bang haha.
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      09-15-2021, 03:33 PM   #4
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It'll buff out
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      09-15-2021, 09:23 PM   #5
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That tire looks about 1 psi low.
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      09-15-2021, 09:38 PM   #6
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An Austin Yellow M3 no less! RIP to that car
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      09-15-2021, 10:10 PM   #7
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      09-15-2021, 11:42 PM   #8
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I followed this thread last night - what a shit show.
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      09-16-2021, 03:01 AM   #10
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The car does look like my friend's drone after less than a week old!
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These cars are too much for teenagers (and quite a few adults).
Came here to say the same thing. The limits on these things are above and beyond what most normal people can handle with the electronic nannies off. I've had some high-powered stuff and I can see how it happens in these cars.
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this is why we can't have nice things!!
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Too much car for too little talent.
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I'm over 40 years old and I would never drive my F82 with TC OFF. I drove my e46 M3 with TC fully off many times but this F82 beast is something else!

This kid is stupid and lacks respect for everything in his life including his own life!
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I posted this yesterday in the BMW forum:

https://f80.bimmerpost.com/forums/sh....php?t=1858829

You can see a photo of him there in front of his Alfa Romeo with a "FAKE TAXI" sticker on it.
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      09-16-2021, 12:41 PM   #16
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Smh another Austin yellow down 🤦🏾*♂️🤦🏾*♂️
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      09-16-2021, 12:59 PM   #17
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I posted this yesterday in the BMW forum:

https://f80.bimmerpost.com/forums/sh....php?t=1858829

You can see a photo of him there in front of his Alfa Romeo with a "FAKE TAXI" sticker on it.
Ah yes, the guy who posted about doing 120mph on public roads in said alfa and it smelling burnt and said the girl on the alfa was his girlfriend of 2 years and then having a post on r/teens or something a month back about having a girl over from tinder and how they did the deed while he was supposedly together with that other one or something.

Seems like a great addition to society, this Dylan Ciaga
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this is why we can't have nice things!!
We can! For a week...
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      09-16-2021, 05:31 PM   #20
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insurance companies sit back and let other people do their work = WINNING
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