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      07-26-2014, 02:37 AM   #23
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oh man.
now this is not funny. I can not eat with someone who can't eat the right way. no. way.

I'll call you tomorrow. Let's work this out. I'll do the rest, but no way the dinner. NO way.

sleep, I think this jolt just killed my lust for the third beer. No way will I do this.
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@Wah, I'll be more than happy to do the lashes, hell the stripper can come home with me but the dinner is off. I didn't sleep at all the whole night because of it. I can't do that.

Yes, I know I'm pathetic, but even if I show up for it, excuse will be could to disappear so fast they have merely touched their salads.
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      07-26-2014, 07:30 PM   #25
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@Wah, I'll be more than happy to do the lashes, hell the stripper can come home with me but the dinner is off. I didn't sleep at all the whole night because of it. I can't do that.

Yes, I know I'm pathetic, but even if I show up for it, excuse will be could to disappear so fast they have merely touched their salads.
I'm sorry, did you say you are backing out of our bet? Because if I recall correctly, the yes to the bet was not just a yes, but a hell yes... and we both know that those are untouchable. So dinner with my friend and his chatty wife next week. You will love them. They love to talk. Especially with their mouths full.
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I'm sorry, did you say you are backing out of our bet? Because if I recall correctly, the yes to the bet was not just a yes, but a hell yes... and we both know that those are untouchable. So dinner with my friend and his chatty wife next week. You will love them. They love to talk. Especially with their mouths full.
I'm not doing this. No. WAY. I can do just about anything and eat anything, but not with bad table manners. Sorry, book the stripper.
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