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      12-22-2014, 02:30 PM   #23
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Lups you are awesome, I see there are others like me out here who actually used their car for anything needed.
Haha, thanks dude but why on earth would anyone spend 80k on something they don't want to use all the time? We all will be worm food soon enough, why not use an Austin yellow rocket for the laughs.

Merry hell (tells a lot about my Christmas lol) to your cargo too, strap some antlers to it man and post it, the purists will tremble in shock.
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Hope you filled Peter up this morning our Mini Cooper did the hauling for us this year. Instead of bubble wrap, we bagged the tree and strapped it on to the roof!
I admit your technique is superior, but remember I hangout with geeks like myself. I'm pretty sure they had calculated velocity the tree would hit the car in front of me when I could finally remember where the brake pedal is and the lawsuit costs too.

Peter got filled while the three of us stared our phones while trying to understand what we had done. Nothing should shock us after the E92 wrapped in pink but this was a bit much for our feeble brain.

All the best to your season, I hope you performed the miracle of getting even one present right!
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      12-22-2014, 03:29 PM   #25
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Now THAT is the best mod I have seen yet on a M. Hopefully they will have these at my local performance shop.
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Now THAT is the best mod I have seen yet on a M. Hopefully they will have these at my local performance shop.
Unfortunately this is a seasonal product and in order to install you either need the good meds or a hangover the next day. I can sell mine to you for 41 dollars+ shipping. Earliest possible day to take it to the mail would be 26th. Deal includes my extra bubble wrap.
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Is that an M Performance tree, or a cheap chinese knock off?
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Is that an M Performance tree, or a cheap chinese knock off?
How dare you question origin of my tree! The Chinese would not produce such a bad looking specimen!
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Nothing should shock us after the E92 wrapped in pink but this was a bit much for our feeble brain.
Stop telling people about this
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Um, no. If we don't count @wah's breakdown over his painted reflectors, this is the funniest thing car related I've witnessed.

I'll send you a pic right now so you won't forget this.
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Um, no. If we don't count @wah's breakdown over his painted reflectors, this is the funniest thing car related I've witnessed.

I'll send you a pic right now so you won't forget this.
I nominate your failed attempt at installing exhaust tips as 2nd funniest. The inadvertent hot pink M3 wrap takes the cake.
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I nominate your failed attempt at installing exhaust tips as 2nd funniest. The inadvertent hot pink M3 wrap takes the cake.
Tips went in, didn't they?! Yeah, that was a new low for me. When the eisenmann went in, the mechanic took the tips out in less than two seconds each. I smiled politely and hoped him a painful death, preferably from infected hemorrhoids.

And shhh, we are not to tell anyone abt pink M3. @cerran doesn't want to share the story, and you know me, I would never reveal the details of such an event. I mean, I've never told anywhere, even to @cat@ind in the first sentence after introductions were done, that no, the guy who called in to let them know I was on my way was not my boyfriend, but my friend, I can't stand men crying in pain because of badly (extremely lightly at the most) matching reflectors.

Yeah, you got me on the tips, but I dealt with my disaster like a man, I got drunk while trying!
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EEEEeeek!! I'd have to wrap the entire car in 1ft of bubble wrap before I'd attempt such a thing
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EEEEeeek!! I'd have to wrap the entire car in 1ft of bubble wrap before I'd attempt such a thing
Well you're near by, let me know and I'll bring the team.
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That is awesome, almost comforting to see how you don't treat your car like a garage queen. But, seriously that's a Charlie Brown tree contender. I'm sure you'll trim that specimen and it'll look like the Rockefeller Center tree! You must post a pic after you decorate.

I know, I know, I shouldn't post here since you say I'm a troll... But. couldn't resist.
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That is awesome, almost comforting to see how you don't treat your car like a garage queen. I'm sure you'll trim that specimen and it'll look like the Rockefeller Center tree! You must post a pic after you decorate. I know, I know, I shouldn't post here since you say I'm a troll... But. couldn't resist.
Dude, we're in regional forum, we are so cool here we even let Canadians hangout with us!

I had a huge box to take to these low income families I know here, all C shit. Mother dearest popped in and actually had decorated the tree with them while I was a away.

I know the tree mentioned, but mine will be filled with toy cars apparently, and a pony. I don't know how to hang 100 pounds on the already crooked tree, but my daughter probably will try

what the hell have you been trolling on? share!
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...I had a huge box to take to these low income families I know here, all C shit.
Me too, I'm bringing turkeys, hams and other food to a local shelter tomorrow. Feels good, no?

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Mother dearest popped in and actually had decorated the tree with them while I was a away.
Unless you orchestrated that, I say ugh... Charlie Brown tree now looks like what? Pics!

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I never knew I was a troll, lol. Apparently on this board I am since I posted a few comments and don't own an F8x... I'm one of those with the hated E92 M still. Regardless, Happy Holidays to you, I enjoy reading your posts. Hopefully you survive the family invasion!
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Me too, I'm bringing turkeys, hams and other food to a local shelter tomorrow. Feels good, no?



Unless you orchestrated that, I say ugh... Charlie Brown tree now looks like what? Pics!



I never knew I was a troll, lol. Apparently on this board I am since I posted a few comments and don't own an F8x... I'm one of those with the hated E92 M still. Regardless, Happy Holidays to you, I enjoy reading your posts. Hopefully you survive the family invasion!
OMG you're one of those!!!

Dude, my reason to move to this country was to get an E92 M3 as a manual. It's completely American and extremely stupid in my books to be after the latest shit. I still love the old beauty queen more than any other car in the market.

I just took the box out, I have a lot of friends with extra stuff, so I just let them know what is needed. old clothes, furniture, all is welcome, and not at C time also. I usually put my own money into this, but also others see fitting to help me out by getting rid of their stuff. I think my spouse would kill me if he knew how many people is fed with our grocery bills.

If you walk out from a store with a few extra cans of soups, or your frying pan has had his best days, QFC meets do happen here, and we do not discriminate on the generations. We even let AMG's in!

Still I hate those.
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[SIZE="7"]OMG you're one of those!!![/SIZE
I'm not sure what that means... But, you don't know me.
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I'm not sure what that means... But, you don't know me.
Dude I respect passion towards cars, I love when people love what they have. That was just to show the reaction all of us here is supposed to have I guess.

Stay out of my lane, if I'm pissed off already and we two fit into Seattle just fine

In this regional forum, we are pretty cool. I mean, we have had a pink e92 m3 here, how the hell could you be a troll?
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Nicely done Lups. The only way to top that would have been to get pulled over speeding with that setup with passengers drinking and Finnish speaking.
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Nicely done Lups. The only way to top that would have been to get pulled over speeding with that setup with passengers drinking and Finnish speaking.
Haha, yeah, they are strict about those here, which is stupid. 0.8 limit but you can't drink while being a passenger. What the hell teenagers are supposed yo do?
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can you add your CF parts to the tree when they come in? Just randomly stick them onto it and snap a pic?
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can you add your CF parts to the tree when they come in? Just randomly stick them onto it and snap a pic?
Sure mate, I think mode carbon boys will cry but a tree that great needs all the help!

Hey @W00tw00t his mailed me he's getting akra under him, so Peter's black tips are freeing up again! Interested? It's pretty feeding deal, you just need to go he soups for the homeless and drive off looking fab!

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