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      07-08-2016, 09:36 AM   #33397
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I think this puts to rest the law school theory.
How dare you. Who do you think you are?!?!

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You poor thing. I bet some nights at work are tough. And after that, you have to go home and take care of your girl too? You must be exhausted all the time.
It really does take a lot of energy. Plus having to find time to work out, it's like the body never gets a rest.

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Big girls need love too right?
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We'll see what you have to say when she wants you to eat it.
Ummmm..., yes? I'll eat the hell out of a chicks ass, I'd do it before she even had a chance to request.

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So you're taking Axius's stripper money, exchanging it for hundreds and then bragging about it!?

Axius, I have a house that isn't currently occupied. If you want to start over, I'll let you stay there a few months so you can get on your feet.
I already told you, I enjoy the amenities of my trailer park. Thank you for your gracious offer though.
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      07-08-2016, 09:37 AM   #33398
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Actually no, I raided Aatish spare change jar.
That awkward moment when you'll actually find spare change instead of hundreds.
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Ummmm..., yes? I'll eat the hell out of a chicks ass, I'd do it before she even had a chance to request.
My dude!
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      07-08-2016, 09:40 AM   #33399
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I already told you, I enjoy the amenities of my trailer park. Thank you for your gracious offer though.
We can always find you a trailer again.








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      07-08-2016, 09:44 AM   #33400
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I already told you, I enjoy the amenities of my trailer park. Thank you for your gracious offer though.
We can always find you a trailer again.








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      07-08-2016, 09:45 AM   #33401
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We can always find you a trailer again.








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Wow, what's with the hate? Heh...
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      07-08-2016, 09:46 AM   #33402
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We can always find you a trailer again.

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No deal. This one is filled with too many fond memories, most of which are reminded of by the blood splatters on the carpet and ceiling, broken windows covered with a towel, holes in the wall, doors knocked off the hinges, fridge and couch on the front porch, and my favorite Coors Light neon sign in the car port.

F87LUV is the girl that might actually be worth changing the lifestyle too, you never know.
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      07-08-2016, 09:46 AM   #33403
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Wow, what's with the hate? Heh...
He doesn't like me very much. It's because I don't measure up to his uber selective Lebanese standards.
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      07-08-2016, 09:53 AM   #33404
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He doesn't like me very much. It's because I don't measure up to his uber selective Lebanese standards.
..., what are standards? Never heard of that word before.
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      07-08-2016, 09:55 AM   #33405
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Fine by me!

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Wow, what's with the hate? Heh...
Uhh no hate here? She makes fun of me, I make fun of her and we both laugh.
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No deal. This one is filled with too many fond memories, most of which are reminded of by the blood splatters on the carpet and ceiling, broken windows covered with a towel, holes in the wall, doors knocked off the hinges, fridge and couch on the front porch, and my favorite Coors Light neon sign in the car port.

F87LUV is the girl that might actually be worth changing the lifestyle too, you never know.
Alright bud, suit yourself.
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He doesn't like me very much. It's because I don't measure up to his uber selective Lebanese standards.
So judgmental. Sometimes I can't believe you even think of me like that.
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      07-08-2016, 09:55 AM   #33406
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Fine by me!

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Wow, what's with the hate? Heh...
Uhh no hate here? She makes fun of me, I make fun of her and we both laugh.
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No deal. This one is filled with too many fond memories, most of which are reminded of by the blood splatters on the carpet and ceiling, broken windows covered with a towel, holes in the wall, doors knocked off the hinges, fridge and couch on the front porch, and my favorite Coors Light neon sign in the car port.

F87LUV is the girl that might actually be worth changing the lifestyle too, you never know.
Alright bud, suit yourself.
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He doesn't like me very much. It's because I don't measure up to his uber selective Lebanese standards.
So judgmental. Sometimes I can't believe you even think of me like that.
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      07-08-2016, 09:56 AM   #33407
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Uhh no hate here? She makes fun of me, I make fun of her and we both laugh.
Oops... for me "heh" = I knew it was good natured ribbing (for her pleasure).
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      07-08-2016, 09:59 AM   #33408
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Stop smiling. I don't like it when you're happy.
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Oops... for me "heh" = I knew it was good natured ribbing (for her pleasure).
It's always for her pleasure!

Girls these days...
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      07-08-2016, 10:00 AM   #33409
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      07-08-2016, 10:03 AM   #33410
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Perfect!
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      07-08-2016, 10:03 AM   #33411
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How I always imagine silvergray545 (He is even from Ohio - Toledo, I think)

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      07-08-2016, 10:06 AM   #33412
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How I always imagine silvergray545 (He is even from Ohio - Toledo, I think)

LOL WTF!

Definitely not from Toledo. If I was from Toledo, I wouldn't admit it. LOL
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      07-08-2016, 10:10 AM   #33413
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How I always imagine silvergray545 (He is even from Ohio - Toledo, I think)

Wtf? Clearly this is him...
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      07-08-2016, 10:11 AM   #33414
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      07-08-2016, 10:14 AM   #33415
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Wtf? Clearly this is him...
Wow. That's who I look like to you?
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      07-08-2016, 10:15 AM   #33416
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People tell me I look like a series version of Brad Pitts dog.
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