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      04-04-2018, 03:38 PM   #573
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I don't want a Peloton, but I do enjoy their commercials.
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Not kidding with this one: Hakkapeliitta, (in modern Finnish and not as a war cry hakkaa päälle, which means guck them up) was in german prayer books till the 50's. "spare us from the hakkapeliitta". The Finns are peloton, fierce!


I think I'm hungry since I'm missing the point I started this post for but anyway: Every wave of refugees we get brings along spices. I'd totally die besides my habaneros if the Russians friend to invade us again.

I think I'm missing my mark here but you brought up food! Only milk would have had a stronger response from me!
Have you met the nice iranian lady from that "presstv" "Too many fins in Finland" thread? I'll bet after a nice quart of milk, you would set her straight!
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Have you met the nice iranian lady from that "presstv" "Too many fins in Finland" thread? I'll bet after a nice quart of milk, you would set her straight!
Yeah, saw it, and commented in it.

You all know this, but according to the American system I'M A FUCKING RIGHT WINGER here, in yours a moderate Republican.

I think what she says is twisted out of context. I had former refugees in my unit in the army almost 20 years ago. Finns are this grunting mass of people who demand to have a sauna or two.

I won't defend a spot of land but I sure as fuck stand up with and fight for the spirit of being a Finn. We kind of stole most of our declaration of independence from you so I guess you guys know what we stand for.
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I don't want a Peloton, but I do enjoy their commercials.
Hitting their site right now for one. I'm guessing hot guys doing visual shit fearlessly?

K, not googling so just tell me I'm right
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Square dancing (I think that's it in English) is the easy part of the evening.

I'm off to die. I tried to go through with easy steps with Jerry Lee Lewis songs, and right now I don't remember why I liked dancing ever.

But anyway guys! 20 bucks each on a product that is targeted in something you believe in! I spend that on coffee alone (or a bit more) so you can easily do the same!

To end the night I just really want to say that if I get an injury tonight we shouldn't talk about it. When I was 15 this guy burned my ass with the floor literally because I was too cocky. Before we left to the USA he roasted my knees and last weekend he went to pls pool with my husband while I tried a coma by milk.

A family friend and all but somehow I keep paying for shooting him in the ass 20 years ago with a bb (air gun?) gun.

If I won't be back, know that I died due to a sport. Myz sue someone for my kids!
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Square dancing (I think that's it in English) is the easy part of the evening.

I'm off to die. I tried to go through with easy steps with Jerry Lee Lewis songs, and right now I don't remember why I liked dancing ever.

But anyway guys! 20 bucks each on a product that is targeted in something you believe in! I spend that on coffee alone (or a bit more) so you can easily do the same!

To end the night I just really want to say that if I get an injury tonight we shouldn't talk about it. When I was 15 this guy burned my ass with the floor literally because I was too cocky. Before we left to the USA he roasted my knees and last weekend he went to pls pool with my husband while I tried a coma by milk.

A family friend and all but somehow I keep paying for shooting him in the ass 20 years ago with a bb (air gun?) gun.

If I won't be back, know that I died due to a sport. Myz sue someone for my kids!
on it. I'll file a claim against GrussGott in the morning. I'll make sure I settle for a lifetime of quinoa and some bad ass backpacks (or whatever else of value the man who owns nothing and eats like a rabbit has)
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on it. I'll file a claim against GrussGott in the morning. I'll make sure I settle for a lifetime of quinoa and some bad ass backpacks (or whatever else of value the man who owns nothing and eats like a rabbit has)
It's not so bad ...

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How do I know I'm old?

An hour and a half of vigorous muscle spasms (I think it's better I don't call that dancing) and here is a short list of things I learned about myself.

1. It is way easier to fake moves when you're 20 something and nimble as a bird. When you're pushing 40 the muscles you used to have that always felt like rubber now are cement and the straining point actually is a snapping point.

2. The body remembers how to do things, but the mind doesn't realize it can't until it's too late. Muscle memory is dangerous and it should be banned.

3. A good way to learn body parts in a different language is to go dancing. Here is a short list of parts of me that currently are being iced, taped up, requiring pain meds or needing a doctor:

Shoulders, arms, arm pits, two fingers. Upper back, lower back, the muscles that holds boobs (okay so not much learning happened) , each one of my muscles in the stomach area, my ass including the muscles, the skin and I swear also fat hurts, my hips, my thighs, knees (which are both scrapped and really just hurting) my ankles, my legs in general, the weird toe moving muscles and my pinky toes. Oh, and elbows, those also hurt.

As a precaution I'm banning all funky 50's music from my play lists and I already on my way home tossed my dancing shoes since walking on snow probably saved my feet from amputations.

All in all that went better than expected and thank coffee and the god of milk there were no witnesses.
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I don't mean to sound like I'm whining since this is not whining, this is reporting!

I think my hair also hurts, but it could be my neck. It's hard to differentiate and right now I really wish I wasn't so anti good meds as i am since I'm pretty sure I need at least muscle relaxants, anti inflammatory drugs, maybe something for the bruised ego and perhaps something that would keep my thumbs from working so I'd stop reporting my misery to you.

This was such a bad idea from me and I'm used to my bad ideas backfiring! Somehow I still manage to be surprised that this one turned out this badly and I'm never, ever doing any sort of rhythmical seizuring again. Fuck ice and roller skating too.

Anyway. I'll try to walk to the coffee maker now. If I don't make it, please make sure wah stays miserable during the football season and have a tall glass of milk in my honor!

My mean kid is laughing at me. I tried making him walk on my back as a massage and that was a horrible idea too. I'm really fearing the moment the hubby comes home and he too starts making fun of me. He told me this would happen but of course I thought I knew better.
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Just to make sure you all know I'm not whining at all, I think my ex friend tried to kill me last night. There is no way it's legal to make a couch potato with a healing ankle do all that weird fifties and sixties shit. We all remember from my earlier posts that this was never my idea, and I really didn't want to go and I never used words like "bring it on old man" or last night I never uttered the words "sure, I can keep up, that was just a tiny clitch but I'm sure i can do the spins still!" or " I don't need a break, I'm not winded, you're making this too easy!"

Me and my ego will need a long healing time and after everything stops hurting I truly hope I for once learned my lesson.
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Oh god I'm going to die. There is no way a human body can have this many things hurting simultaneously.

Goodbye cruel world.
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To summarize:
  • GrussGott is into some sorta pervy easter bunny fetish with potus, sparking the inevitable #metoo moment from all the fictional childhood figures (up next the Great Pumpkin will be on the View telling all about Linus' busy hands....)
  • Lups danced. for like 90 minutes. and then spent 3 hours whining about it online, proving she is both the youngest AND least in shape SSOTT'er.

'bout right?

Anyway, as all good christian people know, today the Masters begins. Golfers of my (our?) generation are creaming themselves at the mere thought that TW is healthy and playing well again. What is remarkable, though, is that he has been out of his prime for so long that younger players (ie: my kids) don't even know who he is - something unfathomable for those of us who were around and even a little in tune with golf from the late 90s until 2010 ish.

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Lups danced? Then whined? I must have missed that.....

I like Tiger, but am rooting for Spieth. He seems so classy, and creative.
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I like Tiger, but am rooting for Spieth. He seems so classy, and creative.
yeah, there is a pretty solid new generation of golfers with spieth and DJ etc at the fore (and I have no problems with any of them winning) but....I always wanted tiger to beat jack's record and still do. The way a guy from a very not-typical-golf-background came and just demolished the sport AND simultaneously made it much larger and more popular....that's a narrative i like. Plus, Big Cat was about my age (just a year older) which made him more relevant to me to watch than some of the older guys.
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I did not whine or complain at all! I bravely endured the torture and then I bravely just mentioned here I made it! I did not whine at all! I'm in excellent shape for an apple or for a sloth!

I'm offended! You guys are behaving as badly as my kids! They keep bringing me water and they keep the glass so high I would have to lift my arms which are on fire right now so I'll rather have a kidney injury than try to lift them to reach for the glass.

This is not whining! This is warning you guys away from the dangerous world of rock n' roll! This is public service!!!

Fuck off all of you! Or bring me a glass of water or milk with a straw.
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yeah, there is a pretty solid new generation of golfers with spieth and DJ etc at the fore (and I have no problems with any of them winning) but....I always wanted tiger to beat jack's record and still do. The way a guy from a very not-typical-golf-background came and just demolished the sport AND simultaneously made it much larger and more popular....that's a narrative i like. Plus, Big Cat was about my age (just a year older) which made him more relevant to me to watch than some of the older guys.
What I've always liked about Tiger is the work ethic. Who knows how far past Nicklaus he would have gotten if he hadn't done all his SEAL training (apparently the source of most of his back problems). I also hope Ricky Fowler breaks through and wins a major. He also seems very classy.
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Anyway, as all good christian people know, today the Masters begins.
Holyshit, people still play golf?

didn't golf, like, die years ago due it being the ultimate douchy way to ruin natural resources, land, time and money? You know, like hunting polar bears from helicopters used to be ...

Maybe it's just here in the valley ... golf died forever ago, now the big thing is bike riding. You gotta have a $15,000 carbon fiber situation and prance around in a little skin tight suit ...

Which brings up another question, why are fad-hobbies so douchey??

just get a fucking performance car and drive it people. Geezus.
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I drove a new fairly loaded 540 the other day. I was surprised how much I liked it. Obviously not the most dynamic car, but for a luxury miles eater it was a really nice car. I forgot how punchy and smooth the B58 (newer N55) was, it is quite the engine.
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I do like watching the majors on tv, but I hate playing golf because I truly suck at it. It is one of the only sports/games I couldn't get fairly decent at. It frustrates me way too much and I say "fuck" enough doing other things.

Lups, stop your bitching especially since I'm training for the triathlon at 44. Imagine how I feel.
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I do like watching the majors on tv, but I hate playing golf because I truly suck at it. It is one of the only sports/games I couldn't get fairly decent at. It frustrates me way too much and I say "fuck" enough doing other things.

Lups, stop your bitching especially since I'm training for the triathlon at 44. Imagine how I feel.
I'm also training for a triathalon! This weekend! Beer (Octoberfest or Guiness?), wine (Hess chard) and Whisky (Irish preferred).

As I, apparently like LUPS, have become an organic pain collector, I have given up running. Sticking to the bike (15 year old Specialized hard rock, in severe need of a tune-up).
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