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This car used to be mine, I sold it to OP when I picked up my M8 Comp last summer (and he’s been a friend for a decade, so I can say for sure this is definitely not a promotional thread). He let me drive it tonight and the only problem I can see, is that with stock tires, the rear breaks loose super easily. I was worried that it wouldn’t be too drivable as a DD, but it was pretty good under normal driving circumstances, but yeah, you can definitely feel the HP/TQ. And you can call BS all you want, but I’ve been on these forums for 14 years and never BS’d anyone.
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03-05-2021, 08:30 PM | #90 |
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Holy shit. OP, you got scammed, big time. This is scammier than Scientology.
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In germany there are motorways without speed limits and statistically there are fewer deaths than in other motorways. (If you don't believe me you can read up on it). Is it more dangerous who drives at 280km / h concentrated in what they are doing or who drives at 100km / h and, bored, writes messages on the mobile phone? |
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03-06-2021, 10:17 AM | #92 |
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OP, I’m glad you like the tune. The best way to see performance measure isn’t on a dyno anyway. Those are to help calibrate and show deltas. Timing systems at race tracks and tools like dragy tell the real story.
Look up MAHA wind tunnel dyno to see what your tuner was talking about. They are most popular in Europe for public use. I used a similar setup back when I tuned motorcycles with and enclosed wind tunnel room and dyno jet dyno. The air cooled and liquid cooled motorcycles would get too hot without it. Things like IAT and Coolant temp compensating logic get triggered without it. |
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What people are concerned with (specifically, myself, as I'm always searching for the next performance increase) is the manner in which the positive feedback is being presented without validated proof. I'm nothing close to a BMW (or any other brand) engineer. But, I can easily spend 5 seconds searching for tuning options and pull up a plethora of data showing what the "popular option(s)" can produce. Meanwhile, I get a story about any effort to validate this tune results in the voiding of the warranty (which it's worth noting the alleged "warranty" is truly the only positive aspect, despite its sketchy disclaimers that have been posted). Ultimately, the teaching point here is to not come on an enthusiast forum spouting opinions about how this random tune is so much better than the established tuners' products unless you have data to back the claim beyond a sped-up video on some random public street. I mean, seriously - no dyno numbers, no Dragy info, not even the most basic of data logs. And if I bought this tune I would be led to feel that any testing of the reported performance increase would be detrimental to my car and the tuner's "warranty." But, yeah... sure... this tune is lightyears beyond the proven output from guys like Halim, CJordan, Alex@Alpine, MHD, or F80Paul.
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We get it, it made your car faster... that is what you would hope a tune would do. We would just like some data to compare with the other tuners available out there and not just taking your word for it.
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OP enjoy the tune. Preferably on the track vs public roads if seeking triple digits. This isn't Germany and our roads or education are not designed to anticipate those speeds.
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OP came on a popular car enthusiast forum and posted about a tune he liked based on his research. That research entailed a test ride on a public street, asking a 'ton' of questions of Noelle and Karl the Expert. But, at no point during the questioning did he bother to ask about performance data to validate the power in the tune, yet he creates a post about his purchase and is surprised that he's having to field so many questions about it.
We all agree he is absolutely free to purchase whatever he wants, and to post about that purchasing experience. Now, does he feel like we're all lining up to roast him on here for a decision 99% of us wouldn't make? Maybe. Many of us just can't understand the logic, so we are guessing at a motive. Early in the thread, we suspected some sort of paid endorsement, more and more though, it's looking like he just bought into the tuning company's sales tactic. I, for one, will say I appreciate him posting it and responding to all of us in a timely manner. I've binged watched pretty much everything these days, so the entertainment from reading this thread delivers immensely. Thank you, OP. |
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He then told me I can take you on a ride in a car that has a Noelle tune only and you'll judge your opinion for yourself. He took me for a ride and I was blow away and how powerful it was with just a tune. I then pulled out my phone to record it. Again I was not the driver I was just sharing my experience and perspective as a passenger. Note* I've had several high performance cars tuned 911 Turbo, currently also have a BMW S1000rr sport bike so I'm use to very fast high performance vehicles. It just shocked me how it performed on software alone. I let the original owner of the car "Cane" which is a forum member here drove the car 2 days and shared his impressions. He will tell you. *one thing I did forget to mention that Ron told me* He told me once your car is tuned if you're unhappy with the tune and or performance he will give me My money back with 14 days. I thought that was pretty cool that he would go that length and felt that strongly and confident about his product. |
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How do you know that have you driven both cars back to back tune for tune? Now you sound 100% biased. Tell me specifically How will I be happier. How do you know the car will be faster?
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Whereas with BM3 (and some other tunes out there), there is real improvement in both speed and HP/torque. You're right. I don't know that you would be happier. I can't judge your happiness. However, I do know that you would be appreciably, provably faster with a real tune, rather than a fake Noelle tune.
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Provable, repeatable results are literally all that matters. Butt dynos are neither provable nor repeatable.
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Provable, repeatable results are literally all that matters. Butt dynos are neither provable nor repeatable.
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I mostly grew out of insults like that when I turned 10 years old, but you do you.
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