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      09-10-2018, 08:02 AM   #1519
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I couldn't find a tape measuring thingy, so I dropped a kid to the latest addition of my stupid ditches. I even took a photo so I could measure the debth when I find the measuring thingy.

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I couldn't find a tape measuring thingy, so I dropped a kid to the latest addition of my stupid ditches. I even took a photo so I could measure the debth when I find the measuring thingy.

As I look down shaking my head over that statement. Just "tape measure". Much more efficient.
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As I look down shaking my head over that statement. Just "tape measure". Much more efficient.
I couldn't find one, and now when I looked at the photo, see what's in Julian's hand!

My ribs are going to break some more. I'm laughing so hard here still this is a new level of pathetic.
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As I look down shaking my head over that statement. Just "tape measure". Much more efficient.
I couldn't find one, and now when I looked at the photo, see what's in Julian's hand!

My ribs are going to break some more. I'm laughing so hard here still this is a new level of pathetic.
How did LUPS break her ribs?
A. Ivan Ivan off was casing her defense zone. She took a shovel to him. He is in worse shape.
B. Rabies revenge. I don't know how, but he got back at her for .....whatever
C. She lost her battle with that rock in her ditch.
D. She is the anonymous official in the trump administration. Stephen Miller beat her with a shovel.
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How did LUPS break her ribs?
A. Ivan Ivan off was casing her defense zone. She took a shovel to him. He is in worse shape.
B. Rabies revenge. I don't know how, but he got back at her for .....whatever
C. She lost her battle with that rock in her ditch.
D. She is the anonymous official in the trump administration. Stephen Miller beat her with a shovel.
D is not plausible. Miller would never be able to lift a shovel.
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Love the dinosaur shirt! Looks like an archaeologist doing a dig.
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Love the dinosaur shirt! Looks like an archaeologist doing a dig.
I won't be visiting him at work in that case.
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The eldest apparently has bought a set of furniture, 18th century replicas, 70 year old and she dropped the bomb on me today at a hardware store.

"BTW Mom... since I get my own floor again, any ideas how to modernize furniture so that I won't end up sleeping in a funeral home? "

I guess with won't be finishing up the basement first. In these bad photos you can see SOME of the shit she bought. She also bought a full bedroom, sofas, chairs, a fucking chandelier and things I can't even name in English. A fainting couch .
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The eldest apparently has bought a set of furniture, 18th century replicas, 70 year old and she dropped the bomb on me today at a hardware store.

"BTW Mom... since I get my own floor again, any ideas how to modernize furniture so that I won't end up sleeping in a funeral home? "

I guess with won't be finishing up the basement first. In these bad photos you can see SOME of the shit she bought. She also bought a full bedroom, sofas, chairs, a fucking chandelier and things I can't even name in English. A fainting couch .

And you all think I'm the nut in the family!
Well....you are the one hand digging up a foundation with broken ribs. All she did was buy some furniture. I hate to break it to you, but sane people buy furniture on a pretty regular basis.

Lups, it is one thing for you to be flirting with madness, but when madness started flirting back, you really ought to have ended the relationship right there.

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Well....you are the one hand digging up a foundation with broken ribs. All she did was buy some furniture. I hate to break it to you, but sane people buy furniture on a pretty regular basis.

Lups, it is one thing for you to be flirting with madness, but when madness started flirting back, you really ought to have ended the relationship right there.

My aunt has used that house as her storage for the last 15 years while everyone has basically died on us.

I swear to coffee, you can't turn around in some parts of it and that my dear is not a small house by Finnish standards. That's closer to 350mē when we count the basements too.

I have a ton of stuff. Like her, everyone has died on me for the last 10 years and naturally I've hauled all old shit to storages. I'm beginning to think this could be genetic.
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What? Sane people do NOT buy furniture on a regular basis? We accept hand me downs from family members so we don't have to buy furniture! That is the natural progression of furniture ownership.

Lups , Wah What's up?
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You haven't met wah yet. He's my best friend in the world and the best guy on this forum. Yet the pic fits. Weird.

I sold a flat today to avoid banks for this house project since as told, I might have had enough of them.

"We have a problem"
"OMG, never saw it coming! What is it?"
"You're married so we need to check if he has used this flat for collateral for something"
"How exactly me being married but a flat being only in my name gives him a legal right to use it for anything? If we divorced, he'd get half but when I sell something no "

Two fucking hours later....

" You're correct. He can not use property in your name alone for collateral. "

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" Yes, how about that, a total surprise to me, to every lawyer out there, well all humans also and all bank officials who know their shit."

She did blush when I asked if we sat there for two hours so she could get a hold on a lawyer .

I stole her pen.
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You haven't met wah yet. He's my best friend in the world and the best guy on this forum. Yet the pic fits. Weird.

I sold a flat today to avoid banks for this house project since as told, I might have had enough of them.

"We have a problem"
"OMG, never saw it coming! What is it?"
"You're married so we need to check if he has used this flat for collateral for something"
"How exactly me being married but a flat being only in my name gives him a legal right to use it for anything? If we divorced, he'd get half but when I sell something no "

Two fucking hours later....

" You're correct. He can not use property in your name alone for collateral. "

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" Yes, how about that, a total surprise to me, to every lawyer out there, well all humans also and all bank officials who know their shit."

She did blush when I asked if we sat there for two hours so she could get a hold on a lawyer .

I stole her pen.
True, I've seen one or two of Wah posts, but not anywhere enough to get a preliminary read on him. And sometimes my preliminary read is wrong too - look how you and I started off. I didn't much like you, and I suspect there was no love lost on your end either.

That's a pretty funny story though, I enjoyed it. I'm uncertain why you were required to sit there for 2 hours...even if she was trying to get a lawyer. I mean, if you are selling the flat, then wouldn't the buyer's lawyer do all the due diligence to see if there were any liens or borrowings against it? Just don't know why your bank is involved.

Sounds like your banks are a real treat to deal with. Not that ours are that much better, but they are better. Kind of like our milk. And our hockey players. Oooh, and our jalapenos.
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True, I've seen one or two of Wah posts, but not anywhere enough to get a preliminary read on him. And sometimes my preliminary read is wrong too - look how you and I started off. I didn't much like you, and I suspect there was no love lost on your end either.

That's a pretty funny story though, I enjoyed it. I'm uncertain why you were required to sit there for 2 hours...even if she was trying to get a lawyer. I mean, if you are selling the flat, then wouldn't the buyer's lawyer do all the due diligence to see if there were any liens or borrowings against it? Just don't know why your bank is involved.

Sounds like your banks are a real treat to deal with. Not that ours are that much better, but they are better. Kind of like our milk. And our hockey players. Oooh, and our jalapenos.
His bank, my bank got the deet and all, which should alone tell them enough but jeez... I'm apparently maxed out in my credit since no fucking way am I dealing with a bank again. In July when I applied for a loan for this stupid house my bank apparently lost my 36 years of customer records mostly! They also kept calling my oldest who has my phone number from 6 years back instead of me who you know, deals with them weekly. Simple forms couldn't be filled correctly and since it was summer, a ten minute transaction became a ..... Month long battle. Then they asked me to fill in all info again and I had enough since they pushed me a month back.

There was a tiny article in a paper later that in July our banks were acting up thanks to Russians. That came out the same day most of our institutional sites were down too. That made me feel sooo fucking secure.

As for the milk: fuck off!

Jalapenos I'll give you, I've gone to habaneros these days. I got tired of the mild things.
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Fake news.....
He knew he killed me with the milk. And the hockey . He just tried to bury me with the third!

The rest is true tho. Him and I had a few mild budhead meets but at some point we realized we had to become friends since unlike most people we could still argue about them. Years later, we still hardly agree on anything but we get along better and better all the time.
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He knew he killed me with the milk. And the hockey . He just tried to bury me with the third!

The rest is true tho. Him and I had a few mild budhead meets but at some point we realized we had to become friends since unlike most people we could still argue about them. Years later, we still hardly agree on anything but we get along better and better all the time.
Budhead?
420?
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420?
That would explain a lot.
I need sleep! I'm sitting on a ton of cash and I need to wait to sign it off to my aunt and.... A want to start blowing up the house for reals which won't happen before I've carried all her stored stuff out.

Ugh. I love the bloody house. This is so weird for me.
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