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      09-21-2015, 10:28 AM   #243
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How do you keep your backseat clean? My backseat looks like a tornado went through it while a barber was shaving my dog's fur.
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How do you keep your backseat clean? My backseat looks like a tornado went through it while a barber was shaving my dog's fur.
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Kill the garage light. It's only the loading when you see the trouble.

The leather has no marks in it, and I'm really good at looking pathetic enough for others clean my car for me. All in all its my daily and it's either sucking it up and stfu or use Audi. I hate my Audi.
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Easy!

Kill the garage light. It's only the loading when you see the trouble.

The leather has no marks in it, and I'm really good at looking pathetic enough for others clean my car for me. All in all its my daily and it's either sucking it up and stfu or use Audi. I hate my Audi.
When ever I try to look pathetic, people just say, "You look pathetic. Clean your car." I tried going blonde, but people just said, "You look pathetic. Clean your car." I drive with the windows rolled up because my dog's hair goes airborne all at once when I open the window; and 90% of the hair ends up on my clothes. I need an Audi. The diesels might be cheap pretty soon.
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When ever I try to look pathetic, people just say, "You look pathetic. Clean your car." I tried going blonde, but people just said, "You look pathetic. Clean your car." I drive with the windows rolled up because my dog's hair goes airborne all at once when I open the window; and 90% of the hair ends up on my clothes. I need an Audi. The diesels might be cheap pretty soon.
Not that I've done this, but...

Roll down the backseats. Open all windows. Leave the boot open.10 miles at sixty and your work is done.

They've seen just how bad i am at cleaning, and they pity my car. It is a great way to make friends too, I get invited to vacuuming and coffee gatherings all the time!
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      09-21-2015, 05:23 PM   #249
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My pug, Elvis, riding shotgun. He has a little "weight problem," so I have to fasten he seatbelt or the chime keeps going off.
The best picture in this thread. The look on Elvis's face is priceless.

"please take me away from this car. I want lunch, not speed. If I wanted speed I'd run!"

Please post more shots, that was a great one.

(and no, I'm not making fun of your dog, I just prefer funny pics as you can see from above. The Gs hasn't learned how to keep her tongue in her mouth so she's an easy target)
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How do you keep your backseat clean? My backseat looks like a tornado went through it while a barber was shaving my dog's fur.
Windows open, close your mouth, floor it.

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Not that I've done this, but...

Roll down the backseats. Open all windows. Leave the boot open.10 miles at sixty and your work is done.

They've seen just how bad i am at cleaning, and they pity my car. It is a great way to make friends too, I get invited to vacuuming and coffee gatherings all the time!
Theoretically speaking, if you fold your seats down, doesn't that trap all the hair that is on the rear seats?
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My pug, Elvis, riding shotgun. He has a little "weight problem," so I have to fasten he seatbelt or the chime keeps going off.
The best picture in this thread. The look on Elvis's face is priceless.

"please take me away from this car. I want lunch, not speed. If I wanted speed I'd run!"

Please post more shots, that was a great one.

(and no, I'm not making fun of your dog, I just prefer funny pics as you can see from above. The Gs hasn't learned how to keep her tongue in her mouth so she's an easy target)
Thank you! I will try, but my little guy has been at the neurologist and was just diagnosed with constrictive myelopathy, which is essentially scar tissue surrounding part of his spinal cord. It doesn't hurt, but he has a real hitch in his giddy up, and may require surgery soon. This is a nasty condition, and worst case, causes paralysis of the hind limbs, but we are hoping for some improvement.

At the end of the day, Elvis and I have already decided that should he become disabled, we are getting him a cart from "Eddie's Wheels" (my name). If that happens, you know I will be scouting the forum for wheel mod options!
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Theoretically speaking, if you fold your seats down, doesn't that trap all the hair that is on the rear seats?
Yes, you would think so, if you owned a normal dog. I have a jack russel, and its fur has special qualities.

A dog riding in the backseat, you'd expect the fur to be on the back seat. I swear to god world will one day be saved by technology invented by studying the movements of my dogs hair. It appears never to be stopping, it takes no location where from you could pick it up/vacuum from. I'm surprised he's not bald or that I haven't been pulled over because of the huge cloud that can be seen probably from the moon if I roll down my windows.

Since the dog is not bald, we truly should explore the technology that is behind that growth. I am sure we could at least solve world hunger if that growth potential could be put to food production. I am more than willing to give him up for science . It would also serve any car geek if our cars could have this non sticking technology on our paintjobs.

Anyway, if anyone is an authority on wax development/ gene technology and needs a study subject that likes fast rides, I have a perfect pet for you. Just remember me in your Nobel prize speech.
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That's cool - your German Shepherd (or Alsatian? sorry always mix them up) looks like he knows exactly what you are thinking, reading your mind - very intelligent looking face (other than he forgot to roll in the tongue! )

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That's cool - your German Shepherd (or Alsatian? sorry always mix them up) looks like he knows exactly what you are thinking, reading your mind - very intelligent looking face (other than he forgot to roll in the tongue! )
Intelligence and beauty...

Her name is kissa (cat in English), her nickname is shoeface since the black markings make her head look like a shoe. It doesn't hurt that her way of greeting in coming people is to take a shoe and run around them with that in her mouth.

She is about 10 months old, and it appears I'm again fucking up the training completely. I haven't taught her even to sit or any other normal commands, I just use her as a kiddo finder.

"kissa, go get Julian" off she goes and she comes back with his favorite toy in her mouth and a screaming kid behind her. Anyone into normal and formal dog training (as I am, I've trained a dozen gs's and a load of others) is going to cry reading this, but apparently if I call this organic dog training and not laziness I'm cooler than most dog owners.

"Anna she's just a puppy, how have you trained her to be so obedient?!"

If they only knew I haven't bothered at all. The poor dog hasn't been even on a leash ever.

Oh, the pic. That is her usual expression. Damn dog does know how to operate her tongue.
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That is a young face Now the guy in the middle (as all JR's) looks way too smart for his boots - has trouble maker written all over him

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Intelligence and beauty...

Her name is kissa (cat in English), her nickname is shoeface since the black markings make her head look like a shoe. It doesn't hurt that her way of greeting in coming people is to take a shoe and run around them with that in her mouth.

She is about 10 months old, and it appears I'm again fucking up the training completely. I haven't taught her even to sit or any other normal commands, I just use her as a kiddo finder.

"kissa, go get Julian" off she goes and she comes back with his favorite toy in her mouth and a screaming kid behind her. Anyone into normal and formal dog training (as I am, I've trained a dozen gs's and a load of others) is going to cry reading this, but apparently if I call this organic dog training and not laziness I'm cooler than most dog owners.

"Anna she's just a puppy, how have you trained her to be so obedient?!"

If they only knew I haven't bothered at all. The poor dog hasn't been even on a leash ever.

Oh, the pic. That is her usual expression. Damn dog does know how to operate her tongue.
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That is a young face Now the guy in the middle (as all JR's) looks way too smart for his boots - has trouble maker written all over him
The Jr, Rabies Alfonso (I obviously didn't get to name the kids so I name cars and dogs badly) swims in circles and makes bubbles and eats them until he's so full of water he starts to sink.

The only smart thing in that photo is my son who fell asleep while I was ranting about bad drivers on our way to the dog park. When he woke up his first words were "mom I had an extra nap because you're so boring!"
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Haha ok I understand all the car porn but do we really need to get into dog porn as well :
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Maybe he's just really excited about the M? Men tend to react to these that way.
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