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      07-19-2018, 10:03 AM   #265
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As I was getting up for my ritual morning piss, my wife, who's side of the bed is much closer to the bathroom, decided to buck tradition and head me off at the pass. I kicked it into low gear and swerved around her. I tasted sweet victory this morning, gents. Even the longest of eye rolls couldn't bring down that high!
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      07-19-2018, 11:14 AM   #266
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To date, no one has tried to race me in the M4. Even when I drive the Hellcat, people don't try (just thumbs up and smiles). Which is odd, since Houston is top 3 in the nation for fast cars and enthusiasts.
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      07-20-2018, 01:25 AM   #267
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Had a fucking Nissan cargo van take a go at me a few weeks ago. That was the strangest one. The 2 M550i's I've seen both raced me, one had an older couple in it that was pretty entertaining. Otherwise, Mustangs, Corvettes, and 335i coupes seem to be the most common culprits.
lol I think some people just want to hear the car, not so much race you.
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      07-20-2018, 06:36 AM   #268
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As I was getting up for my ritual morning piss, my wife, who's side of the bed is much closer to the bathroom, decided to buck tradition and head me off at the pass. I kicked it into low gear and swerved around her. I tasted sweet victory this morning, gents. Even the longest of eye rolls couldn't bring down that high!
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      09-21-2018, 03:10 AM   #269
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The other day a Tesla P100 saw my headlights in the rear view mirror and pulled away after traffic light turned green. The way he pulled, you could almost think he got scared from the aggressive front look of the M4!
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      09-21-2018, 01:31 PM   #270
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      09-21-2018, 06:58 PM   #271
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In my neck of the woods everyone has a Dodge and the 392 is the car of choice. I don't give most the satisfaction of me risking putting others in danger but those SRT scat packs get under my skin with all the noise they make. The drivers look as if their the best thing since slice bread so i give them a go from time to time. I've raced at least 5 in my 3 years of ownership of my 2016 Dct and it's always the same outcome. Another Dodge owner realizes he doesnt want to race an M3 ever in life and probably has nightmares hereafter. I am tired of all the attention from the ricers and the tailgating I receive in conclusion.
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      09-21-2018, 07:51 PM   #272
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Funny... I was on the highway coming from Toronto to Montreal. I never race period. I was going about 128-130. This modded NSX 1st gen pulls next to me. Gives me the look and then I can hear his engine going, I was in 7th gear so I dropped 3 gears and gunned it. I came to him like he was stopped and in no time he was no where to be seen. I casually moved to the right most lane and let him catch up. I think he was shocked, as was I (never thought I would destroy him totally) LoL..

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      09-26-2018, 09:01 AM   #273
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WRX and STI ... every f*cking time.

While I do enjoy a quick challenge once in a while, why would anyone waste their time with those piles of sh*t? (Ask you might be able to tell ... I don't like them very much)

And of course Pickups ... (happens more when I drive the Z06 though)
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      09-26-2018, 09:14 AM   #274
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True story.

Yesterday I'm rolling down the freeway toll roads. I see a M5 and we roll the slow lane in tandem for a few miles at 69mph. Limit is 65.

I need to pass him and go another way. I merge into the next lane to the left. I pull up along side, we wave bye.

Next thing I know a all black Ford F-150 that had a raptor like stance from the front pulls up fast and on my ass.

I'm at 72mph. He continues to ride my ass in the 2nd lane from the slow lane on a 4 lane highway. I'm like, dude, go around. Why purposely ride my ass in the slow lanes when it's wide open?

A tunnel is approaching.

So frustrated this asshat is riding my ass for no reason, I kick down into 4th, car jumps close to redline and I just pull away from him while pushing redline, super loud exhaust going through the tunnel. My car is bouncing as I apex this sweeping turn in the tunnel.

Life off pops the exhaust burbles so loud it sounded like gun shots. And I'm GOne!!!

I get up to 103mph though the tunnel and went right back into the slow lane and got back to 69mph.

Truck pulls up. It's all black. I mean all black. Limo tinted windows and all.

The truck rides along me for a about 20 seconds. Then he takes off as hard as he could. Gets in front of me and...


Turns on his god dam hidden sheriff lights!

Lights are on and he's way in front of me. I'm
Going to jail. For sure. FUck!

But he just keep going and only turned the lights on for a second. Like to let me know I just dusted a cop.


Luckiest day ever!
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      09-26-2018, 12:35 PM   #275
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True story.

Yesterday I'm rolling down the freeway toll roads. I see a M5 and we roll the slow lane in tandem for a few miles at 69mph. Limit is 65.

I need to pass him and go another way. I merge into the next lane to the left. I pull up along side, we wave bye.

Next thing I know a all black Ford F-150 that had a raptor like stance from the front pulls up fast and on my ass.

I'm at 72mph. He continues to ride my ass in the 2nd lane from the slow lane on a 4 lane highway. I'm like, dude, go around. Why purposely ride my ass in the slow lanes when it's wide open?

A tunnel is approaching.

So frustrated this asshat is riding my ass for no reason, I kick down into 4th, car jumps close to redline and I just pull away from him while pushing redline, super loud exhaust going through the tunnel. My car is bouncing as I apex this sweeping turn in the tunnel.

Life off pops the exhaust burbles so loud it sounded like gun shots. And I'm GOne!!!

I get up to 103mph though the tunnel and went right back into the slow lane and got back to 69mph.

Truck pulls up. It's all black. I mean all black. Limo tinted windows and all.

The truck rides along me for a about 20 seconds. Then he takes off as hard as he could. Gets in front of me and...


Turns on his god dam hidden sheriff lights!

Lights are on and he's way in front of me. I'm
Going to jail. For sure. FUck!

But he just keep going and only turned the lights on for a second. Like to let me know I just dusted a cop.


Luckiest day ever!
Did you drive straight home to change your pants?
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      09-26-2018, 01:52 PM   #276
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True story.

Yesterday I'm rolling down the freeway toll roads. I see a M5 and we roll the slow lane in tandem for a few miles at 69mph. Limit is 65.

I need to pass him and go another way. I merge into the next lane to the left. I pull up along side, we wave bye.

Next thing I know a all black Ford F-150 that had a raptor like stance from the front pulls up fast and on my ass.

I'm at 72mph. He continues to ride my ass in the 2nd lane from the slow lane on a 4 lane highway. I'm like, dude, go around. Why purposely ride my ass in the slow lanes when it's wide open?

A tunnel is approaching.

So frustrated this asshat is riding my ass for no reason, I kick down into 4th, car jumps close to redline and I just pull away from him while pushing redline, super loud exhaust going through the tunnel. My car is bouncing as I apex this sweeping turn in the tunnel.

Life off pops the exhaust burbles so loud it sounded like gun shots. And I'm GOne!!!

I get up to 103mph though the tunnel and went right back into the slow lane and got back to 69mph.

Truck pulls up. It's all black. I mean all black. Limo tinted windows and all.

The truck rides along me for a about 20 seconds. Then he takes off as hard as he could. Gets in front of me and...


Turns on his god dam hidden sheriff lights!

Lights are on and he's way in front of me. I'm
Going to jail. For sure. FUck!

But he just keep going and only turned the lights on for a second. Like to let me know I just dusted a cop.


Luckiest day ever!
Did you drive straight home to change your pants?
I got off the freeway immediately went into the largest shopping area and hide like a bitch. I was so scared.
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      09-26-2018, 01:57 PM   #277
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WRX... Poor guy didn’t know what was behind him. I must give him credit for giving up almost immediately once he realized it was a M3.
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      09-26-2018, 03:07 PM   #278
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The whole time I had my AY F80 I only had an RSX try and race me; still nothing in the DV F80
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      09-26-2018, 03:09 PM   #279
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      09-27-2018, 11:56 PM   #280
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      09-28-2018, 05:43 PM   #283
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True story.

Yesterday I'm rolling down the freeway toll roads. I see a M5 and we roll the slow lane in tandem for a few miles at 69mph. Limit is 65.

I need to pass him and go another way. I merge into the next lane to the left. I pull up along side, we wave bye.

Next thing I know a all black Ford F-150 that had a raptor like stance from the front pulls up fast and on my ass.

I'm at 72mph. He continues to ride my ass in the 2nd lane from the slow lane on a 4 lane highway. I'm like, dude, go around. Why purposely ride my ass in the slow lanes when it's wide open?

A tunnel is approaching.

So frustrated this asshat is riding my ass for no reason, I kick down into 4th, car jumps close to redline and I just pull away from him while pushing redline, super loud exhaust going through the tunnel. My car is bouncing as I apex this sweeping turn in the tunnel.

Life off pops the exhaust burbles so loud it sounded like gun shots. And I'm GOne!!!

I get up to 103mph though the tunnel and went right back into the slow lane and got back to 69mph.

Truck pulls up. It's all black. I mean all black. Limo tinted windows and all.

The truck rides along me for a about 20 seconds. Then he takes off as hard as he could. Gets in front of me and...


Turns on his god dam hidden sheriff lights!

Lights are on and he's way in front of me. I'm
Going to jail. For sure. FUck!

But he just keep going and only turned the lights on for a second. Like to let me know I just dusted a cop.


Luckiest day ever!
Fuck that guy. What's he doing, other than trying to bait you into taking off so he could...what? Power tripping? Scaring a law abiding citizen for no reason?

This has probably happened to me 3-4 times in my life and I still don't get what the officer's objective is. Never been pulled over either...just the turning on of the flashers. The first time it happened I had the same near-pant shitting reaction. After that it just pissed me off.
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Fuck that guy. What's he doing, other than trying to bait you into taking off so he could...what? Power tripping? Scaring a law abiding citizen for no reason?

This has probably happened to me 3-4 times in my life and I still don't get what the officer's objective is. Never been pulled over either...just the turning on of the flashers. The first time it happened I had the same near-pant shitting reaction. After that it just pissed me off.
It’s a Law Enforcerment Officer giving you a thumbs up. Relax urself.
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Fuck that guy. What's he doing, other than trying to bait you into taking off so he could...what? Power tripping? Scaring a law abiding citizen for no reason?

This has probably happened to me 3-4 times in my life and I still don't get what the officer's objective is. Never been pulled over either...just the turning on of the flashers. The first time it happened I had the same near-pant shitting reaction. After that it just pissed me off.
It's a Law Enforcerment Officer giving you a thumbs up. Relax urself.
Oh yeah? Would be cool if so, but why the tailgating? That's normally a threatening gesture. And the turning on flashers is kind of a universally a sign that "you're fucked and I'm pulling you over".

Wish they could find a better way to do what you say without the extremely mixed signals
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