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      01-05-2017, 03:37 PM   #13113
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      01-05-2017, 03:42 PM   #13114
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      01-05-2017, 03:45 PM   #13115
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Ok Canada..

I cannot change Belgium , other suckers changed Belgium *FOREVER* !!!
Wherever you heare BOOM ...It came from Belgium ! Do you know what I mean my friend ?

Can't say more about this situation on here ,because once I said more full of anger after the Brussels airport terror attacks to some suckers on BP from the religion of peace ...
Of course my ass was banned for about 10 weeks !
Do you see the whole point of my Belgian situation ?
Well, don't give up on changing it just because a few peace loving individuals thought jihad was appropriate. That's not very Ambiorix of you. Adopt Churchill's motto of speak softly and carry a big stick next time and you won't be awarded a mandatory vacation from the forums. And there most likely will be a next time. For all of us. You're still Belgie to me and always will be. I'm cool with Canada or whatever else.
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Well, don't give up on changing it just because a few peace loving individuals thought jihad was appropriate. That's not very Ambiorix of you. Adopt Churchill's motto of speak softly and carry a big stick next time and you won't be awarded a mandatory vacation from the forums. And there most likely will be a next time. For all of us. You're still Belgie to me and always will be. I'm cool with Canada or whatever else.
Agree with you Canada about Ambiorix , if he was still with us he would kick ass like he did with Ceasars Roman ass and his legions included !
But I'm sure my friend..That you know these people are actually like dangerous weed .It grows everywhere !
The 2 big "US and the Russians" were allover ISIS , and where is ISIS still today ?
It's unbelievable this can be in the year of the lord 2017 !
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Seriously. Some people I see I honestly have no clue what their gender is. Or even which gender they are attempting to identify with.
I had a large male TSA agent with a deep voice the other day. Until I realized his nametag said "Emily." That was a real doozy.
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      01-05-2017, 05:22 PM   #13118
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I had a large male TSA agent with a deep voice the other day. Until I realized his nametag said "Emily." That was a real doozy.
An interesting world we live in today.
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I have been reading this thread for days, top to bottom, some of the funniest sshhitt I have ever seen.
I know ... " You should get out more" ... but some of this stuff is hilarious.
Please keep it going, Thanks for the Laughs.
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I have been reading this thread for days, top to bottom, some of the funniest sshhitt I have ever seen.
I know ... " You should get out more" ... but some of this stuff is hilarious.
Please keep it going, Thanks for the Laughs.
You're welcome. Please contribute too...that's what keeps it going.

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