335i v M5

[schneid4323]

Originally Posted by twinpsi

ill stand corrected if you do beat the M5.

before you run the M5, state your current mods right now.

dude, look back ive said them, I dont care if you are demanding them, click my sig maybe search i dunno there in this thread like 3 different times

[mesier1111]

Originally Posted by ejazbmw

Ok lets say your car does go 170 your a idiot for even going a 170 on public roads.....

+10000000000000

[lvwirelessguy]

For a guy who has driven his BMW's at speeds exceeding 190mph on public roads , you dont seem very knowledgeable at all about the M6 that you supposedly "own". Not sure if RFTs come with the car, Have no clue what the M button does or can be programmed to do.

Me thinks that before you hit us with your M6 knowledge you should read up about the car then try again.

[schneid4323]

Originally Posted by lvwirelessguy

For a guy who has driven his BMW's at speeds exceeding 190mph on public roads , you dont seem very knowledgeable at all about the M6 that you supposedly "own". Not sure if RFTs come with the car, Have no clue what the M button does or can be programmed to do.

Me thinks that before you hit us with your M6 knowledge you should read up about the car then try again.

I have no clue? Dude, do you even know how to put your DT running lights on? The M button has different modes P300 P400 P500 and P500 Sport, maybe a little different on the low end, it can be programed to adjust traction control HUD power and suspension.

Also, im gonna probably do a quarter and some rolling runs with this M5 on saturday. Hes got a 100 shot of NOS, well do some with and without just for kicks (Obviously ill get owned with it) hes also got downpipes and exhaust, and i think some intake work, ill still be fine . Maybe ill throw a 25 shot before the intercooler just for kicks, yall will be told if i do it and when its on and off .

[lvwirelessguy]

P300 now theres a first, I need to get that on my M5. Should really help with fuel economy on my beast.

[schneid4323]

Originally Posted by lvwirelessguy

P300 now theres a first, I need to get that on my M5. Should really help with fuel economy on my beast.

Hence why i said maybe a little off on the low end, i wasnt sure how far down it went, sorry.

[mesier1111]

Originally Posted by schneid4323

I have no clue? Dude, do you even know how to put your DT running lights on? The M button has different modes P300 P400 P500 and P500 Sport, maybe a little different on the low end, it can be programed to adjust traction control HUD power and suspension.

Also, im gonna probably do a quarter and some rolling runs with this M5 on saturday. Hes got a 100 shot of NOS, well do some with and without just for kicks (Obviously ill get owned with it) hes also got downpipes and exhaust, and i think some intake work, ill still be fine . Maybe ill throw a 25 shot before the intercooler just for kicks, yall will be told if i do it and when its on and off .

Shit I don't even own a M5 or M6 and I know that they only have a P400 or P500 mode. Damn dude, you have no clue about that car........

[schneid4323]

Originally Posted by mesier1111

Shit I don't even own a M5 or M6 and I know that they only have a P400 or P500 mode. Damn dude, you have no clue about that car........

Someone hit me with a brick please,

[schneid4323]

Just lock this thread ill post videos when i get them this is so ridiculous offensive and annoying, Ive never seen so many people disrespect anyones kill or race story in my life, I dont come on here and post all my kills, yall would get bored, sorry if i post a good story for yall. Whatch that get misquoted and totally changed on me, even with this sentence here to prevent that.

BTW to clear this up for yall, when ive taken these cars up to 190 192 and somewhere high in the 335i, it has not been on the track, MSR is fast but not that fast, TWS is very fast but you really cant break 150 unless you got alot of horsepower.

[phoenixbmwlife]

OMG I left here when it was in the beginning of the 4th page. That was like 3hours ago and now we are in the 6th page. Schneid4323. Please do everyone and yourself a favor and DON'T GET YOURSELF KILLED. Or worst someone else when you are going to do this run. I don't think your parents want to see you on the 10:00 news dead and killing some little kid at the same time.

FORGET DOING THIS RUN!!! IT'S NOT WORTH LOSING A LIFE OVER.

Personally I don't even care anymore.

[schneid4323]

Originally Posted by K3N R3D

OMG I left here when it was in the beginning of the 4th page. That was like 3hours ago and now we are in the 6th page. Schneid4323. Please do everyone and yourself a favor and DON'T GET YOURSELF KILLED. Or worst someone else when you are going to do this run. I don't think your parents want to see you on the 10:00 news dead and killing some little kid at the same time.

FORGET DOING THIS RUN!!! IT'S NOT WORTH LOSING A LIFE OVER.

Personally I don't even care anymore.

Dude we are gonna do it on the quarter mile. I know how to drive my car too.

[FrothE90]

Did I mention this is the dumbest fucking thread I've read on e90post EVER!?

[schneid4323]

Originally Posted by FrothE90

Did I mention this is the dumbest fucking thread I've read on e90post EVER!?

With 8 posts that says alot.

[Rips335iCoupe]

I hope the next time you decide to do 170, that a cop pulls you over, impounds your car, and throws your big 17 year old A$$ in jail!! Young kids these days have no respect for anyone else on the road.

[seven_227]

I do believe the guy, he has no reason to lie or impress, he's just sharing a story that shows of how powerful 335s can really be.

It is also possible to remove the top speed limit with the current 1.47 PROcede, I do not know if schneid had to add an extra wire to the harness or not, but it’s doable.

Hey Schneid I will appreciate it if you can show us step-by-step on how to remove the speed limit with PROcede. Well you can always PM me the steps if you do not want to share with some of the other guys around.

[Mattscott]

Originally Posted by schneid4323

Dude we are gonna do it on the quarter mile. I know how to drive my car too.

Are you going to get to 170+ on the quarter mile too?

You never answered me, the only way to know your car had 430whp was with a dyno, yet you say you don't have one. WEIRD

[T Bone]

Originally Posted by schneid4323

I have no clue? Dude, do you even know how to put your DT running lights on? The M button has different modes P300 P400 P500 and P500 Sport, maybe a little different on the low end, it can be programed to adjust traction control HUD power and suspension.

Also, im gonna probably do a quarter and some rolling runs with this M5 on saturday. Hes got a 100 shot of NOS, well do some with and without just for kicks (Obviously ill get owned with it) hes also got downpipes and exhaust, and i think some intake work, ill still be fine . Maybe ill throw a 25 shot before the intercooler just for kicks, yall will be told if i do it and when its on and off .

P300 huh? You know Schneid, I thought that you had showed a bit of contrition and thought that you would stop making stuff up. I signed on this morning to learn that the M5 / M6s have P300 now?

You might get away with your fabricated specs to your buds in a bar and you may even impress a member of the opposite sex (or same sex) but don't try this BS with hard technical data in expert forums.

The big problem is that you have lost all credibility on almost every topic and no matter how true your statements may be about your 335i, it gets lost when all the other BS that you have spouted.

Here is some more ass-hurt on the M5board from an M5 member who has a little professional race experience....he was being nice too....

http://www.m5board.com/vbulletin/sho...9&postcount=29


Stop making stuff up and people might believe you on real things.

[Mattscott]

Originally Posted by T Bone

Here is some more ass-hurt on the M5board from an M5 member who has a little professional race experience....he was being nice too....

http://www.m5board.com/vbulletin/sho...9&postcount=29


Stop making stuff up and people might believe you on real things.

[normtrum]

Originally Posted by T Bone

P300 huh? You know Schneid, I thought that you had showed a bit of contrition and thought that you would stop making stuff up. I signed on this morning to learn that the M5 / M6s have P300 now?

You might get away with your fabricated specs to your buds in a bar and you may even impress a member of the opposite sex (or same sex) but don't try this BS with hard technical data in expert forums.

The big problem is that you have lost all credibility on almost every topic and no matter how true your statements may be about your 335i, it gets lost when all the other BS that you have spouted.

Here is some more ass-hurt on the M5board from an M5 member who has a little professional race experience....he was being nice too....

http://www.m5board.com/vbulletin/sho...9&postcount=29


Stop making stuff up and people might believe you on real things.

Whoa....M5ranger....I read his post over there, Yeah I would pretty much believe anything he says in regards to track racing. Somebody with that kind of experience is going to know his sh*t. I'd like to have him in my car the next time I'm at the track.

[Walked U]

Lol this thread should be stickied. It gets me through the work week.

Im still waiting for pictures of the engine bay.

[T Bone]

See: http://www.m5board.com/vbulletin/sho...7&postcount=32


Please don't run on public streets. Over the course of this thread, you have clearly demonstrated you are immature and have little experience driving. You are bad news and a timebomb for people on the road.

I realize you are a car enthusiast like the rest of us but I would avoid the same piece of pavement with you because you have no common sense.

Running on the streets at high speeds is illegal, bad and dangerous. If you do choose to run against others, please do it at a track where you have signed a waiver and there are no potential victims of your inexperience & ego.

[toofasttooslow]

Where are those promised pics of your engine bay ????