Getting my F80 tuned today!

[RowanBuds]

Originally Posted by NickyC

OK, further notes to self on what not to do in these forums:

1. Never make a thread about crashing my car.
2. Never make a thread about a significant other crashing my car.
3. Never upload a video, no matter how mundane, of myself driving my car.
4. Never make a thread about my car being stolen while claiming I have video evidence of the theft and providing such video evidence.
5. Never make a for sale thread for a used part that isn't at least 20-30% cheaper than can be found new.
6. Never make a for sale thread for my car saying it's "fully loaded" unless it really is.
7. Never make a thread about a car I just purchased which has a snow ball's chance in hell of being a BMW driver's experience car.
8. Never make a thread about purchasing a $2,500 tune.

Am I missing anything?

eeeeeh. kind of.

1. Never make a thread that you're going to be embarrassed by.
2. It's in bad taste to post just to stunt.
3. Don't ask new MSRP for your used parts that aren't special.
4. Don't lie about what you're selling.
5. Don't brag about getting ripped off, especially if you're not coming in with the proof sauce.

[Mandi90TT]

I keep getting notifications of new posts, but RowanBuds is the latest, with nothing new after that.

[Wmf80]

Originally Posted by Dave 90TT

I keep getting notifications of new posts, but RowanBuds is the latest, with nothing new after that.

Probably bc they blocked you. You don’t see the messages

[MisterF80M3]

Originally Posted by Wmf80

Probably bc they blocked you. You don’t see the messages

Nope, looks like someone deleted their post.

BTW, bump

[F80_Greg]

Just flashed my F80 with the custom Noelle performance! I'll let you guys know how it is, going to go race some guys using bm3..

[deeldoo]

Originally Posted by F80_Greg

Just flashed my F80 with the custom Noelle performance! I'll let you guys know how it is, going to go race some guys using bm3..

Let me sell you my ass hairs.

Helps trap speed, and you get a clearer butt dyno to replace the real dyno you can't have.

[F80_Greg]

Originally Posted by deeldoo

Let me sell you my ass hairs.

Helps trap speed, and you get a clearer butt dyno to replace the real dyno you can't have.

Wait i thought i couldn't dyno the car with this tune??

[TideMD]

Originally Posted by F80_Greg

Wait i thought i couldn't dyno the car with this tune??

You can't. Unless you do. From the looks of that shady ass warranty, you aren't covered either way, so might as well dyno to hell and back.

[F80_Greg]

Originally Posted by TideMD

You can't. Unless you do. From the looks of that shady ass warranty, you aren't covered either way, so might as well dyno to hell and back.

😂 looks like I'll just stay with my Cary tune.. smh

[TideMD]

Originally Posted by F80_Greg

😂 looks like I'll just stay with my Cary tune.. smh

I was sooooooo tempted to dump my "unproven" 93 and E85 tunes from Cary. That Noelle candy is just too sweet!!

Nahhhhh.... me thinks I'll stick with the guy that keeps battling for records and has no qualms about proving his product.

[Keca10]

Thanks to this thread:
1) I learned of Noelle tunes
2) I’ll rather give my personal and bank info to a Nigerian prince than use Noelle

Also I learned that driving like an asshat in traffic at 2x speed limit and passing on the right = “autobahn” expert.