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      03-02-2015, 07:56 PM   #23
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That picture is not funny! I swear that's a pic of my friend's girl. Lovely friend but they sure did not win in the gene lottery and produce a future model.

I almost feel horrible for saying that
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That picture is not funny! I swear that's a pic of my friend's girl. Lovely friend but they sure did not win in the gene lottery and produce a future model.

I almost feel horrible for saying that
sorry... one more pic. lol.

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How far away are we from the arm rest cozie? There seems to be a high demand of about 2, that will be all over this.
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How far away are we from the arm rest cozie? There seems to be a high demand of about 2, that will be all over this.
Hey, maybe if she makes one for my armrest, it will fit my DCT knob!
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How far away are we from the arm rest cozie? There seems to be a high demand of about 2, that will be all over this.
This is what happens when people get bored and have a fine idea.
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This is what happens when people get bored and have a fine idea.

I would like a 12% royalty on each unit of the arm sloozie sold. No exceptions.
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I would like a 12% royalty on each unit of the arm sloozie sold. No exceptions.
You need to talk to whom ever takes over the production. My baby alpaca supply is running low and I consider it my duty to sponsor this idiocy as I feel responsible for the horrible things our ot thread has come up with.
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How far away are we from the arm rest cozie? There seems to be a high demand of about 2, that will be all over this.
My parking brake lever shifter comes first. The arm rest cozie is too awkward to make...
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You need to talk to whom ever takes over the production. My baby alpaca supply is running low and I consider it my duty to sponsor this idiocy as I feel responsible for the horrible things our ot thread has come up with.
I will make an angel investment of $47 so that production is not put to a halt. Now, get to work.
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My parking brake lever shifter comes first. The arm rest cozie is too awkward to make...
Don't take the wind out of my sails here Mr. Canadian Cowboy. I'm an idea man and clearly I have been reading the threads that are dictating the serious demand for warmth on the armrest.
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I will make an angel investment of $47 so that production is not put to a halt. Now, get to work.
Lol!

Sorry but you need to go buy petrol with your money. I admit expanding this huge business would be more time wasted but as of now that I finished the two remaining warmers, I am resigning from the industry after testing the dct version on a dct before sending it. The feedback gotten from the unnamed customer was too harsh and my fragile ego is in bits.

That man has no idea how deeply his extremely vicious feedback harmed my gentle soul. Calling me a vindictive and mean when everyone knows I'm extremely kind and nice crushed me and I must leave this production.

It will take therapy and milk.
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Don't take the wind out of my sails here Mr. Canadian Cowboy. I'm an idea man and clearly I have been reading the threads that are dictating the serious demand for warmth on the armrest.
What about an oil pan cover cozie?

I think GrussGott could find a few buyers for those.....

How about it GG?
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What about an oil pan cover cozie?

I think GrussGott could find a few buyers for those.....

How about it GG?
Yooooooouuuuu!

Yeah, I admit it, laymen offering engineering advice does me.

I wish I was cold-hearted enough to laugh when one of these morons realizes there is such a thing as a professional.

More broadly, it's pretty scary these days with science/engineering, and people not understanding what it is, and thinking they can just make up their own reality ... it's almost comical that those same people use the results of science (computers, the internet, etc) to question it.

And then I read this thread and realize ... there's hope!
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Yooooooouuuuu!

Yeah, I admit it, laymen offering engineering advice does me.

I wish I was cold-hearted enough to laugh when one of these morons realizes there is such a thing as a professional.

More broadly, it's pretty scary these days with science/engineering, and people not understanding what it is, and thinking they can just make up their own reality ... it's almost comical that those same people use the results of science (computers, the internet, etc) to question it.

And then I read this thread and realize ... there's hope!
...and sadly, that hope rests in alpaca wool and the hands of a crazy finnish knitter.

I was actually prompted by some of your posts on the other thread to go back and read some pinto related stuff (including, most interestingly to me, a lengthy law review article that indicated that much of the 'myth' of its poor design, etc, really was myth and had a weak factual foundation). But it is remarkable how many people believe in their own expertise because, well, google/Wikipedia, right? ...which, as you note, leads to 'I experienced a problem therefore 'design flaw''
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Yooooooouuuuu!

Yeah, I admit it, laymen offering engineering advice does me.

I wish I was cold-hearted enough to laugh when one of these morons realizes there is such a thing as a professional.

More broadly, it's pretty scary these days with science/engineering, and people not understanding what it is, and thinking they can just make up their own reality ... it's almost comical that those same people use the results of science (computers, the internet, etc) to question it.

And then I read this thread and realize ... there's hope!
Hahaha!

I bet you were impressed with the huge power boost claimed and the quality of the installing guide.
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Hahaha!

I bet you were impressed with the huge power boost claimed and the quality of the installing guide.
Claimed power boost is CLEARLY conservative.

I guess what I'm wondering is when I can buy the Virtanen Industries knob cozy .... I'm just hoping for a brand-appropriate spokesperson:

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Claimed power boost is CLEARLY conservative.

I guess what I'm wondering is when I can buy the Virtanen Industries knob cozy .... I'm just hoping for a brand-appropriate spokesperson:

I've made you one! I mean no experiment is perfect till a man in California has one in his vert.
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Lol!

Sorry but you need to go buy petrol with your money. I admit expanding this huge business would be more time wasted but as of now that I finished the two remaining warmers, I am resigning from the industry after testing the dct version on a dct before sending it. The feedback gotten from the unnamed customer was too harsh and my fragile ego is in bits.

That man has no idea how deeply his extremely vicious feedback harmed my gentle soul. Calling me a vindictive and mean when everyone knows I'm extremely kind and nice crushed me and I must leave this production.

It will take therapy and milk.
You can either make excuses for make the coozies but you cannot do both at the same time...write that down.

Get you some therapy and get you some milk for that little baby delicate soul, then get back to work.
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And then I read this thread and realize ... there's hope!
Ingenuity is not something we lack in this thread. We are pretty much the ferguson county of trying to change the car modification world.
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Lups so do you know when the produce will be ready for delivery? As you can see I really need it! I hate freezing rain.

Thanks!

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Lups so do you know when the produce will be ready for delivery? As you can see I really need it! I hate freezing rain.

Thanks!

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This cozie business is taking off higher than Rob Ford on a St Paddy's week bender.

(see what I did there? a little t.o. politics for farbmw , a little 'hallmark holiday' reference for Lups)
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