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      05-11-2016, 01:58 PM   #27677
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The blowjob was a free preview. I only had it for about thirty seconds.



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Well shit.
Sorry, I should have been cognizant of the fact that 30 seconds is still 29 longer than you last.
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Sorry, I should have been cognizant of the fact that 30 seconds is still 29 longer than you last.
And it is a second that you aren't ever going to forget, are you?


It's the little things in life, as we discussed during post-second-sex cuddle time.
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And it is a second that you aren't ever going to forget, are you?


It's the little things in life, as we discussed during post-second-sex cuddle time.
Emphasis on little.

The cuddling was fine, but can we please skip The Notebook reruns next time? I hate having to do laundry after you get tears and snot all over the pillowcase.
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Emphasis on little.

The cuddling was fine, but can we please skip The Notebook reruns next time? I hate having to do laundry after you get tears and snot all over the pillowcase.

Well, at least the priorities are in order.



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Emphasis on little.

The cuddling was fine, but can we please skip The Notebook reruns next time? I hate having to do laundry after you get tears and snot all over the pillowcase.
Easy on the rough anal! No need to have tears and snot all over the snuff pillow!
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Emphasis on little.

The cuddling was fine, but can we please skip The Notebook reruns next time? I hate having to do laundry after you get tears and snot all over the pillowcase.

Well, at least the priorities are in order.



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Nothings up! I'm back at my usual summertime fun of building everything to everyone! It seems like my social life involves only screws and coffee.

And I'm totally out of shape, which I am going to correct now by lifting beer weight.

Sup with you, our dynamic duo?
Been in meetings since 6:30 and just finished the last one. BORING.

Tell me something exiting to spice up my otherwise drab existence this week.
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Easy on the rough anal! No need to have tears and snot all over the snuff pillow!
She wasn't hearing it. Neither was I, considering she had me bound, gagged, and heavily sedated.


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Duh. That's what 1 second is for. It's all you need.
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Been in meetings since 6:30 and just finished the last one. BORING.

Tell me something exiting to spice up my otherwise drab existence this week.
I had Popeyes for lunch with hot sauce.
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Sorry, I should have been cognizant of the fact that 30 seconds is still 29 longer than you last.
And it is a second that you aren't ever going to forget, are you?


It's the little things in life, as we discussed during post-second-sex cuddle time.
CUDDLE?!

i do not know what this word means.
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CUDDLE?!

i do not know what this word means.
It's something you can do with a woman, if one ever allows you to get close enough.
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CUDDLE?!

i do not know what this word means.
That's cuz you don't pay your hookers extra!
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I had Popeyes for lunch with hot sauce.
This sounds a bit like that SHTF situation we were discussing yesterday.
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CUDDLE?!

i do not know what this word means.
It's something you can do with a woman, if one ever allows you to get close enough.
Hell to the no.

Woman can cuddle with my pups lol
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I had Popeyes for lunch with hot sauce.
I hate you.

Salmon at Ruth's Chris.
I'd kill for some Popeyes.
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i do not know what this word means.
I think it's a type of fish.
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I hate you.

Salmon at Ruth's Chris.
I'd kill for some Popeyes.
Hahahaha. No doubt, Salmon is good at Ruth's Chris...but Popeyes better.

Although...ribeye at RC? Amazing.
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Hell to the no.

Woman can cuddle with my pups lol
Bro...come on.

Real mean cuddle. Plus, if you did the job right, the woman will WANT to cuddle with you.
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I hate you.

Salmon at Ruth's Chris.
I'd kill for some Popeyes.
Like going to a pizza joint and ordering a burger... shame...
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Hell to the no.

Woman can cuddle with my pups lol
Bro...come on.

Real mean cuddle. Plus, if you did the job right, the woman will WANT to cuddle with you.
I never said they didn't. I just refuse. Be a man bro!

The problem is that my blood boils. I snowboard with a t-shirt i BBQ at the cabin in shorts and a wife beater I'm in the ice room at the Korean spa for 30 minutes at a time in dying in the office at 70F I sleep in boxers with no blanket in the 60Fs, so there is no fucking way I'm having someone else's body heat next to me.

My wife calls it "huggle"
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