Official Virtanen Industries F8X Shifter Cozie DIY Installation Guide

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Wah

I really think it was an error at the packing and shipping division of A.I.V. Industries. We are all well aware of the shipping delays that have plagued the launch of this product, and we know that this division is a weakness in an otherwise promising company. I am convinced that the 14y.o. high school student/intern that was put in charge of packing accidentally placed a climate control knob warmer in my package.



See? Perfect fit. Stop blaming white cars!

Are you suggesting we use child labor in our company? I will be contacting our lawyer because of your accusations. I am appalled with your words sir,we hold ourselves to the highest standards, my country has one of the strictest legislations against child labor, hiring a 14 year old for anything is unheard of, and almost impossible.


I'll also have you know, the yarn used follows all rules of fair trade, and the brand is known for their respect shown to their workforce and their respect towards animals.

Comments such as these can seriously harm our image, so we will be taking action. You sir are the reason why mineral white owners with dct's are suffering everywhere. Our image can't take an other slander campaign.

Go to the gym and stretch the damn thing you orangutan!

[Wah]

Originally Posted by Lups

Are you suggesting we use child labor in our company? I will be contacting our lawyer because of your accusations. I am appalled with your words sir,we hold ourselves to the highest standards, my country has one of the strictest legislations against child labor, hiring a 14 year old for anything is unheard of, and almost impossible.


I'll also have you know, the yarn used follows all rules of fair trade, and the brand is known for their respect shown to their workforce and their respect towards animals.

Comments such as these can seriously harm our image, so we will be taking action. You sir are the reason why mineral white owners with dct's are suffering everywhere. Our image can't take an other slander campaign.

Go to the gym and stretch the damn thing you orangutan!

Please, lets not get our panties in a bunch. It is completely legal for a 14yo to work with a valid work permit in the state of Washington.

http://www.lni.wa.gov/workplacerights/teenworkers/

It is, however, questionable to put a minor in such an important role in the customer service chain. Perhaps, you can train the german shepard to pick and pack?

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Wah

Please, lets not get our panties in a bunch. It is completely legal for a 14yo to work with a valid work permit in the state of Washington.

http://www.lni.wa.gov/workplacerights/teenworkers/

It is, however, questionable to put a minor in such an important role in the customer service chain. Perhaps, you can train the german shepard to pick and pack?

Jesus the laws here are fucked up. You can't speed a little, but you sure can hire a child for demanding work such as shipping.

I might have trained the gs to jump on people who are holding bananas ( sister-in-law was pissing me off by eating them in non organic hippie version) but that is the end of her skills. The damn dog only eats my raw materials!

Oh now it's our shipping people who are getting your wrath?! If you attack marketing crew next, you have attacked us from all sides.

[Wah]

Originally Posted by Lups

Jesus the laws here are fucked up. You can't speed a little, but you sure can hire a child for demanding work such as shipping.

I might have trained the gs to jump on people who are holding bananas ( sister-in-law was pissing me off by eating them in non organic hippie version) but that is the end of her skills. The damn dog only eats my raw materials!

Oh now it's our shipping people who are getting your wrath?! If you attack marketing crew next, you have attacked us from all sides.

Well, considering that myzmak and I have been doing all the marketing, I'd say your marketing department is a couple of handsome, smart, manly men with great teeth. Undoubtedly, a valuable asset to your company, and the reason why the demand on these things has been skyrocketing over the past few months.

It's too bad that the manufacturing is a little backed up (or nonexistent), and the shipping is slow and lacks oversight. A.I.V. Industries, could be making a small fortune (very small... extremely small) right now, and you'd be rolling in pennies. But, I guess it all adds to the exclusivity of owning one of these puppies. Without us "marketing" the product, it would just be a weird knob sock that doesn't fit, made by some odd knitting lady that mumbles in the corner about her SIL all day.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Wah

Well, considering that myzmak and I have been doing all the marketing, I'd say your marketing department is a couple of handsome, smart, manly men with great teeth. Undoubtedly, a valuable asset to your company, and the reason why the demand on these things has been skyrocketing over the past few months.

It's too bad that the manufacturing is a little backed up (or nonexistent), and the shipping is slow and lacks oversight. A.I.V. Industries, could be making a small fortune (very small... extremely small) right now, and you'd be rolling in pennies. But, I guess it all adds to the exclusivity of owning one of these puppies. Without us "marketing" the product, it would just be a weird knob sock that doesn't fit, made by some odd knitting lady that mumbles in the corner about her SIL all day.

Nonsense.

I do admit the dyno chart posted showing huge gains has been an excellent booster for marketing but with products such as this, the results seen always are the best spokes person. You on the other hand have been a pr nightmare!


Your unkind manner to approach the quality issues, your suggestion that I would be petty enough to make yours too small just because I had minor issues with a previous installation and brutal attacks towards our shipping schedule have almost killed the whole company!

As the independent study revealed, this product can not be used with mw car. All mw owner feedback (you) were analyzed by the best and the brightest authorities from several fields and I fear the studies showed it is better for the company to deny sale to white car owners completely, even if we by doing so risk our reputation and there will be talk about us being intolerant towards them.

I am sorry you were let down, but as suggested many times before, spend more time in the gym and less in the internet. That way you'll probably could handle the installation at some point.

[Wah]

Originally Posted by Lups

Nonsense.

I do admit the dyno chart posted showing huge gains has been an excellent booster for marketing but with products such as this, the results seen always are the best spokes person. You on the other hand have been a pr nightmare!


Your unkind manner to approach the quality issues, your suggestion that I would be petty enough to make yours too small just because I had minor issues with a previous installation and brutal attacks towards our shipping schedule have almost killed the whole company!

As the independent study revealed, this product can not be used with mw car. All mw owner feedback (you) were analyzed by the best and the brightest authorities from several fields and I fear the studies showed it is better for the company to deny sale to white car owners completely, even if we by doing so risk our reputation and there will be talk about us being intolerant towards them.

I am sorry you were let down, but as suggested many times before, spend more time in the gym and less in the internet. That way you'll probably could handle the installation at some point.

We all know that any publicity is good publicity. Ask Miley Cyrus! Ask Lindsey Lohan! Ask Dustin Diamond!

I must say that I question your business decision to exclude white car owners from your marketing target. That's like saying you'll only make an app that runs on Nokia windows phones, and purposely exclude all iphone users because someone that owns one said something mean to you once. Keep up that stubborn mentality, and your shareholders will force your removal from the board of directors. You will see your precious invention farmed out to some sweatshop in Vietnam, where children will be forced to knit them up using synthetic wool substitute. Yeah, I know.. Its horrible to even think about it.... synthetic wool! It will be so damn itchy.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Wah

We all know that any publicity is good publicity. Ask Miley Cyrus! Ask Lindsey Lohan! Ask Dustin Diamond!

I must say that I question your business decision to exclude white car owners from your marketing target. That's like saying you'll only make an app that runs on Nokia windows phones, and purposely exclude all iphone users because someone that owns one said something mean to you once. Keep up that stubborn mentality, and your shareholders will force your removal from the board of directors. You will see your precious invention farmed out to some sweatshop in Vietnam, where children will be forced to knit them up using synthetic wool substitute. Yeah, I know.. Its horrible to even think about it.... synthetic wool! It will be so damn itchy.

I think I won't google the names given. I think if you are comparing the pr disaster you've caused to them, this decision is a wise one.

Our board of directors have used very strong words about white cars previously. It is apparent BMW world is plagued with these, and more people than just I have reached their limit.

You know what?! Fine! I'll make you one! Just stop bitching already! You're worse than my mother!! Jeez, I need nicer friends.

[Wah]

Originally Posted by Lups

I think I won't google the names given. I think if you are comparing the pr disaster you've caused to them, this decision is a wise one.

Our board of directors have used very strong words about white cars previously. It is apparent BMW world is plagued with these, and more people than just I have reached their limit.

You know what?! Fine! I'll make you one! Just stop bitching already! You're worse than my mother!! Jeez, I need nicer friends.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Wah

I'll bring yarn to bimmerfest and make it in your car.

You do know I shall now add whining and gloating in the list of known characteristics of mw drivers?!

Now stfu, and go torture your own clients!

[2HIGH~PSI]

Originally Posted by Lups

I think I won't google the names given. I think if you are comparing the pr disaster you've caused to them, this decision is a wise one.

Our board of directors have used very strong words about white cars previously. It is apparent BMW world is plagued with these, and more people than just I have reached their limit.

You know what?! Fine! I'll make you one! Just stop bitching already! You're worse than my mother!! Jeez, I need nicer friends.

Wait... Why does HE get one now??

Im going to have to potentially file a discrimination case now...

[Lups]

Originally Posted by 2HIGH~PSI

Wait... Why does HE get one now??

Im going to have to potentially file a discrimination case now...

See, clearly the white paint is screwing with your head! This is not discrimination, this is selecting! The two first F8x's that were crashed were white. You guys really can not handle this much power and giving you more would be very wrong of me.

Wah, the little weasel doesn't even drive his. The only time he goes near his car is when he goes in to take yet an other photo that only proofs he's an incompetent goose.

[2HIGH~PSI]

Originally Posted by Lups

See, clearly the white paint is screwing with your head! This is not discrimination, this is selecting! The two first F8x's that were crashed were white. You guys really can not handle this much power and giving you more would be very wrong of me.

Wah, the little weasel doesn't even drive his. The only time he goes near his car is when he goes in to take yet an other photo that only proofs he's an incompetent goose.

Soooooo wait... you're making one, for a mw car, thats DCT, for a non-canadian, who doesnt drive his car... let alone require a cozy for the cold weather.....

This is the most confusing consumer selection program I have ever experienced.....

[Lups]

Originally Posted by 2HIGH~PSI

Soooooo wait... you're making one, for a mw car, thats DCT, for a non-canadian, who doesnt drive his car... let alone require a cozy for the cold weather.....

This is the most confusing consumer selection program I have ever experienced.....

Jesus you mw people screw us rest over always. Okay, I'm telling him I'll make him one, just to stop him from texting me every damn morning at 4am! If you weren't so persistent, I'd get more sleep!

You bloody Canadians are such a pain in my existence! Because you use a civilized measuring system, you think you can make us who miss it so much do anything for you! Damn you all!

If a polar bear doesn't eat you before winter, you just might sucker me into making you one. I have have had zero success with bears lately, so my hopes are not high.



(you're a great sport man, definitely a worthy to receive the ugliest modification made for this generation)