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      05-30-2014, 04:45 PM   #111
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Lups i think the reason why you are screwed is because you found out M cars are for men. the 335i is for the ladies.

Actually I would say 320 or a shotgun is where a lady belongs.
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Actually I would say 320 or a shotgun is where a lady belongs.
Put on a dress and you can always ride with me. Just stfu about directions. I know what I'm doing.
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      05-30-2014, 04:54 PM   #113
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Put on a dress and you can always ride with me. Just stfu about directions. I know what I'm doing.
First you gotta get your car...

I know...low blow.
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      05-30-2014, 05:00 PM   #114
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First you gotta get your car...

I know...low blow.
So true. Well, if I ever get mine (no jinxing), you can't put that red ass in it without the pants, it looks infected, that smileys should see a doctor.
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      05-30-2014, 07:48 PM   #115
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Put on a dress and you can always ride with me. Just stfu about directions. I know what I'm doing.
Nice Kimi reference....
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      05-30-2014, 07:52 PM   #116
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Nice Kimi reference....
Hey I do what I can.

I'm almost trough sorting out my inbox. I'm stuck with my phone whole day tomorrow. Oh well, it's not like I have a life.
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M235i? Not a true M but it sounds like it's pretty close. A bit more practical than a cayman if that matters.

Or a Camaro ZL1
(Don't even think about bringing this to the motherland)

Me? I'd wait for what I want the most, road trip or not. Sign up for a track school in August instead?
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M235i? Not a true M but it sounds like it's pretty close. A bit more practical than a cayman if that matters.

Or a Camaro ZL1
(Don't even think about bringing this to the motherland)

Me? I'd wait for what I want the most, road trip or not. Sign up for a track school in August instead?
Good tips all around. Anything American brought to home would be the worst joke ever. I don't think even my humble ways could pull that off. Okay, we have Fords there, but who is free from that curse?

My new plan is to hitch hike trough the country, that too could get me into trouble enough, and that's what I'm usually looking for at my travels anyway. Not sharing that plan at home, I get so much shit for cars now, I really don't want any more of the same.
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      05-31-2014, 05:04 PM   #119
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Id like to support you on that one, but id feel responsible when they find your body in a ditch somewhere in buttfuck, Idaho. I think you should get the car, any car.... Please.
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Id like to support you on that one, but id feel responsible when they find your body in a ditch somewhere in buttfuck, Idaho. I think you should get the car, any car.... Please.
Yeah, no go with that one on this continent, in the old world that's the best fun ever.

buttfuck Idaho was a new one, I'll ad that to my list of unused curses.

Shit, I've ran around handling the life of this poor girl all day today, and I still haven't called the Cali dealers. I'm starting to hate this whole car stress again, cause it was made clear how easy my life is by watching the life of an other today. Selfish bitch is a way to describe me.
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I'm still running around with no end in sight
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I'm still running around with no end in sight
Hey wana have wild partynight tonight? Let's try to stay up, and finish a beer or two, and see if we finally manage to sound like the idiots everyone already knows we are?
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      05-31-2014, 06:56 PM   #123
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I'm still running around with no end in sight
Hey wana have wild partynight tonight? Let's try to stay up, and finish a beer or two, and see if we finally manage to sound like the idiots everyone already knows we are?
If I ever get home.... But you've got three hours on me. It won't be much of a party when I pass out and it's not even midnight there.
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Enterprise rents exotic cars.

http://exoticcars.enterprise.com

http://exoticcars.enterprise.com/fullview/?vid=POR9C

Or
http://www.bwrentacar.com/vehicles/h...ce/bmw-m3.html
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If I ever get home.... But you've got three hours on me. It won't be much of a party when I pass out and it's not even midnight there.
We are just so damn old. LOL
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Okay, I guess I could rent the old beauty. Cheers Accce, you really have been a great sport. Still, hitch hiking trough this country would provide more trouble!
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Okay, I guess I could rent the old beauty. Cheers Accce, you really have been a great sport. Still, hitch hiking trough this country would provide more trouble!
But the three letters that will always be the bane of your existence will stop you yet again... D. C. T.
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But the three letters that will always be the bane of your existence will stop you yet again... D. C. T.
Yeah, I forgot about that. Fuck, I'm never going to get a car.

That smiley really should be a water fall.
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Yeah, I forgot about that. Fuck, I'm never going to get a car.

That smiley really should be a water fall.
Besides, you are going to be putting a shitton of miles on the car... I don't know what those exotic rentals cost, but I'm sure its not unlimited mileage, and the over-mileage bill will end up being a small fortune.
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Besides, you are going to be putting a shitton of miles on the car... I don't know what those exotic rentals cost, but I'm sure its not unlimited mileage, and the over-mileage bill will end up being a small fortune.
Yeah, that too. Okay, let's forget renting.
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... I don't know if you have driven automatics in the snow, but that's just hell. I'm a control freak, speed comes second.
OK, that does it. Almost no one else got my issue with DCT in snow that I asked and asked about before. Lups does. Now I am absolutely finally and happily back in the manual transmission camp. My original order reinstated: YMB, manual, cloth, HK, adaptive suspension, 19" rims.

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OK, that does it. Almost no one else got my issue with DCT in snow that I asked and asked about before. Lups does. Now I am absolutely finally and happily back in the manual transmission camp. My original order reinstated: YMB, manual, cloth, HK, adaptive suspension, 19" rims.

Haha, glad to help. When you come to this place, let's go to Canada to find some trouble, and a lake. We can ask the local DCT crew to join us and let's see who's towing who home.

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