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      10-24-2018, 10:29 AM   #3125
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My theory is that the back of your cranium acts as a parabolic dish, which is why max range can be achieved by holding it to your forehead
It's actually the water mass in your brain that acts as an antenna and amplifies the signal.

I can't find the YouTube video any more, but a British professor demonstrated this by holding a gallon water jug on top of his head and holding the car remote against the jug of water. He also demonstrated that you can get the best range by holding your car remote against your temple, not against your chin, not with your mouth open, but against your temple. That's what I do. Also doesn't look as stupid as some of the other recommendations mentioned here.
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      10-24-2018, 01:09 PM   #3126
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It's actually the water mass in your brain that acts as an antenna and amplifies the signal.

I can't find the YouTube video any more, but a British professor demonstrated this by holding a gallon water jug on top of his head and holding the car remote against the jug of water. He also demonstrated that you can get the best range by holding your car remote against your temple, not against your chin, not with your mouth open, but against your temple. That's what I do. Also doesn't look as stupid as some of the other recommendations mentioned here.
The brain will get an electromagnetic jolt, just like the cellphones signals can fry an egg.
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      10-24-2018, 10:29 PM   #3127
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      10-25-2018, 01:08 PM   #3128
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Cigarette lighter in passenger footwell
Been there for awhile. My wife's 2011 335is Coupe had it. I used it with a 12V dual USB adapter to charge my cell phone when I was a passenger in her car and now do the same thing in her M3.

In my M4 I use it the same way to charge my phone and keep the phone in one of the cup holders. Less messy than using the 12V port in the console.
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Pic? I've looked for this and for the life of me I can't find it.
It's there. Feel up under the dash on the passenger side, closer to the center console than the door. You'll feel a hole that is a 12-volt outlet without a cover of any sort. I have a ProClip console mount and run the power cord from the phone cradle there. The cord is totally hidden from view.
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      10-25-2018, 01:23 PM   #3130
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I'm all in for feeling up my passenger's dash.
BTW I'm still super stoked about the shift knob you sold me.
lol. Excellent, I'm glad it worked for you.
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      10-25-2018, 05:22 PM   #3131
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Pic? I've looked for this and for the life of me I can't find it.
You didn't look hard enough, it's pretty easy to find:
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      10-26-2018, 05:54 AM   #3132
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Pic? I've looked for this and for the life of me I can't find it.
You didn't look hard enough, it's pretty easy to find:
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Pic? I've looked for this and for the life of me I can't find it.
You didn't look hard enough, it's pretty easy to find:
Sometimes you can look and look, and if it's not there, well it will still not be there
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      10-26-2018, 01:34 PM   #3133
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You didn't look hard enough, it's pretty easy to find:
Didn’t know that existed. Much better place to plug in my radar detector. Thanks much!
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      10-27-2018, 03:15 PM   #3135
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For any money. No one else makes a direct 6MT M3 competitor now. Some people it seems cannot appreciate that and want everything to be slushbox with AWD and be able to drive itself.
Well there is the 991.2 7MT Carrera S I'd take over my F82 car for car. But that car isn't exactly a "grocery getter" platform like the 3 / 4 series. It also cost significantly more than my civic m4 (71k OTD).

Screw that though, GT3 or bust.
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991.2 carrera s is 370hp and could never fit 4-5... but it's probably the closest.
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That I can extend the range of the key fob by pressing it against my chin when pressing a button
Used to think my buddy was trolling me when he told me to do this... but it works! haha
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Learned not to bother arguing with 335 owners because they all think they drive a BMW Aventador.
One time as I was arriving at the gym, a dude came up and started talking to me about my F80. The conversation took a turn when he starts telling me that he was planning on getting the M3 but his SA at a nearby dealership told him to get the limited edition M340i. "It was only 65K and could run circles around M3s."
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One time as I was arriving at the gym, a dude came up and started talking to me about my F80. The conversation took a turn when he starts telling me that he was planning on getting the M3 but his SA at a nearby dealership told him to get the limited edition M340i. "It was only 65K and could run circles around M3s."
You just gotta love knowledgeable sales associates!
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