03-04-2021, 09:12 AM | #23 |
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Not sure if legit, just thought I would re-post bc it is freakin hilarious, if it was.
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03-04-2021, 09:21 AM | #24 | |
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That is an amazing thread with like no data at all ???? |
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03-04-2021, 09:21 AM | #25 |
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I'm confused. So they're offering this tune, but you can't prove that they gave you the HP that you were promised on any other dyno because it will void the warranty? And if you do put it on a dyno, it then won't show the numbers you were promised because there isn't enough airflow?
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03-04-2021, 10:00 AM | #28 |
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Seriously... Sounds like someone is hiding something. Our tune is so special awesome, that when on a dyno its hides is secret sauce.
We've used dynos for decades, come on.. I have been ripped on so may tunes over the years I'd run if I were told this. |
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03-04-2021, 10:40 AM | #29 |
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Please post dragy times like 0-60, 1/4 mile or 60-130 for comparison to BM3 or ECUTEK tunes. Then we will know if the tune is close too or above the competition.
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03-04-2021, 11:59 AM | #30 |
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Call the shops that install the tune or better yet call Noel directly and he can explain to you. I'm not an engineering or tuner. Just telling you based on my experience.
The Tuners will give you unbiased opinions if you are skeptical. |
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03-04-2021, 12:35 PM | #31 |
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Sounds like a scam.
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03-04-2021, 12:36 PM | #32 |
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I have some snake oil for sale if you are interested.
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03-04-2021, 12:48 PM | #33 |
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There's a whole 23 page thread on Noelle over on the F90 forum if you want some reading entertainment...
https://f90.bimmerpost.com/forums/sh...678497&page=20 The general consensus is the whole Noelle Tune is a BS scam. |
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03-04-2021, 12:54 PM | #34 |
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If you can't get any documentation or factual proof of power change then why even bother with their opinions? It's not like opinions powers your petrol engine.
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Anything else is a hard pass. |
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03-04-2021, 01:10 PM | #37 |
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I'm not sure but I believe it's in the DME everything you do in the car. I'm not trying to figure out unless you're going to reimbursement me lol. Again call Noelle if you are so curious or if you have questions.
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03-04-2021, 01:25 PM | #38 |
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Tuners claiming to provide a full powertrain and/or drivetrain warranty is ridiculous. It always has been and always will be. Who in their right mind would assume all that risk? Everything I read from the F90 thread leads me to believe this is a tailor-made scam.
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How do you know for fact that Jordan tune is the most reliable? Have you tested and tuned every tune there is out there for the F80? Also hubs have spun on stock cars. It's more likely to spin on cars that are tuned with higher amounts of torque but it has happened with stock cars. |
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And I'm well aware of the players offering powertrain and/or drivetrain warranties with their tune. Eurocharged is another one (or was in the past). |
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