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      02-16-2021, 05:10 PM   #8009
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I have no idea how this online dating works. I’m assuming not upgrading means not paying, so you’re fishing in a pool that also doesn’t want to pay? You get what you pay for. Maybe the “premium” guys only view “premium” girls? I swear I don’t get this.
Online dating is rough going for both men and women. There's not enough time to list the reasons it sucks for each side. Genuine women deal with thirsty guys, and genuine guys deal with gifts to God's green earth. There are some good ones out there, but you have to bring a weed whacker to cut through all the brush.
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      02-16-2021, 05:25 PM   #8010
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And with this I'm going to delete it.

Brian, you might want to fix your outlet before posting a photo
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      02-16-2021, 06:13 PM   #8011
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And with this I'm going to delete it.

Brian, you might want to fix your outlet before posting a photo
What a catch. Hard pass.
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U.K. is out of my distance range
I wasn't volunteering (essentially married), but my point was more to look to your hobbies and interests as ways of meeting people, not just apps, bars and clubs. I'm a fish out of water in a club anyhow, and I understand not all folk are, but I always had best success (not just hook-ups) meeting and dating people in climbing gyms...I used to climb a lot!

That said, I met my current partner on tinder, so...
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      02-16-2021, 06:29 PM   #8013
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I wasn't volunteering (essentially married), but my point was more to look to your hobbies and interests as ways of meeting people, not just apps, bars and clubs. I'm a fish out of water in a club anyhow, and I understand not all folk are, but I always had best success (not just hook-ups) meeting and dating people in climbing gyms...I used to climb a lot!

That said, I met my current partner on tinder, so...
Haha, I wasn’t implying you specifically. I met a gorgeous guy in London and went on 6 dates with him. Then the world shut down
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      02-16-2021, 06:36 PM   #8014
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LOL!!!! But no female would post a bathroom selfie as her first picture
You'd be surprised. Best when their phone is in front of their face with the flash on.
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      02-16-2021, 06:49 PM   #8015
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Men do not get approached by attractive women. When we do, it's a game changer. Men.....am I right?
Yes, this has been my experience.
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      02-16-2021, 07:11 PM   #8016
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Also mine.
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      02-16-2021, 07:42 PM   #8017
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I guess nobody goes to ettiequte school anymore.

App deleted. It was a good laugh while it lasted.

I'm getting a dog, a good book, and a bottle of wine. Good night!
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      02-16-2021, 11:25 PM   #8018
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Do you guys need a crash course on online dating? Sounds like I should start leaving lawns...

Also, King Rudi you have me on all social media. It's easy to do cool stuff and grab a picture with it! People do cool stuff to post, I do cool stuff and post just in case someone wants to stalk me (women my age have INSANE stalk game). Social credibility also comes to play - "oh this dude can do cool stuff and hang with people"

All my pics on there are taken on my phone (a regular iphone) by generally a chick around my age. Guys also suck a lot at taking pictures I've came to notice. Plus cool memories and talking points!!!!
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      02-17-2021, 08:20 AM   #8019
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That's a photo from 2015-ish. I'm certainly not on bimmerpost to find a husband.

Hinge isn't looking great at the moment either.... This is just terrible...What did I do for God to punish me like this?
I'm just yanking your chain on the photo.

No notice of the approaching men that you fancy bit? Other men have agreed. Step outside the comfort zone, you'll be surprised. Had this happen once, I married her.

Also, DAMN on the profiles Shit girl, I'm sorry.

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U.K. is out of my distance range
I think he is referring to bimmerpost in general. Not everyone in the UK has great taste in cars.


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Do you guys need a crash course on online dating? Sounds like I should start leaving lawns...

Also, King Rudi you have me on all social media. It's easy to do cool stuff and grab a picture with it! People do cool stuff to post, I do cool stuff and post just in case someone wants to stalk me (women my age have INSANE stalk game). Social credibility also comes to play - "oh this dude can do cool stuff and hang with people"

All my pics on there are taken on my phone (a regular iphone) by generally a chick around my age. Guys also suck a lot at taking pictures I've came to notice. Plus cool memories and talking points!!!!
Pickle, at 44, I can assure you that the "cool stuff" that I do is not for the masses to witness. Honestly, I don't go anywhere or do anything other than work, the gym and typical house chores/spending time with the girlfriend. Due to our current covid situation here, along with extremely cold weather, going out or doing anything fun just isn't happening right now.
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      02-17-2021, 08:41 AM   #8020
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Well King Rudi, here's the picture you asked for. There was a professional photographer at the event. I look like a friggin' pixie.



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You do not look like a pixie! That's a great photo! You've got the devil in your eyes girl! I can see it.
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      02-17-2021, 09:04 AM   #8021
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Right?! This is what's on the North Shore. Maybe I should expand to New Orleans
You need to expand to space if those are the results you're getting!!
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Well King Rudi, here's the picture you asked for. There was a professional photographer at the event. I look like a friggin' pixie.



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A hot pixie!!
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      02-17-2021, 09:13 AM   #8023
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Lady Jane, how tall are you?

Fellow leg-humpers want to know!!
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      02-17-2021, 09:23 AM   #8024
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Yes, this has been my experience.
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Also mine.
It isn't super rare.

I was approached by the bikini model, the weather chick and the flight attendant. Game changers but the the last two in bad ways.
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Tall enough to have both feet on the ground when straddling my bike with boots. Take a guess.
Hang on...I need the blood to go back to my brain.





5'-8" to 5'-10"?
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Good guess.
Thank you!
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MKSixer I believe she tagged me in the post as I requested the photo. What sort of sideways cock steppery am I witnessing here?

I kid, I kid. Do your thing sir.
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      02-17-2021, 11:22 AM   #8028
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*snip*At this point, I just may need to meet someone in person rather than an app.
I thought you had a guy lined up already? What happened?
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      02-17-2021, 11:55 AM   #8029
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I thought you had a guy lined up already? What happened?
+1

Also those profiles you posted look a bit um... rough.
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Add some pointed ears and I could play Arwen Undómiel....
Or you could adorn a cute little green ballerina dress and play Tinkerbell. Either is a win.
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