OMG! It's Ruined! Just KMN.

[Zing]

I'm heartbroken.



I'm devastated.



I had a front end collision (which I don't even remember) and now my beautiful, perfect and flawless M4 is now garbage!



She is just 6 weeks old today and now completely worthless.



I don't know what to do.



Look at the horrible damage:







Am I being overly dramatic?



Someone tell me it's not that bad. Please.



It should be painfully obvious in the pic above but to give you some perspective of the damage severity, have another look:







My life is over.



Ruined. Completely ruined.

[GasMan85]

Total it!

[DandyKing]

Thermite nade into engine compartment, there is no point in sparing the car.

[TrevorM3]

op might actually be serious too. thats the real kicker

[KZEVO]

Practically worthless. Just lost 95% of its resale value. Lol. Hope you were being sarcastic. :-)

[BMV///M3]

You're looking at a salvage title, best sell it to me for 40k

[hecho.in.626]

I felt the same way after my first door ding. Then I noticed more of them. Then I noticed a scratch. Then I noticed wear and tear on my leather seats. Time will heal your pain.
If you are serious though, I'll take your left and right plastic scrape guards under your front bumper before you get rid of your car.

[CazuaLLUK]

Lovely car, now ruined

[mrmoua2u]

You are serious or did I just waste 1 minute of my life that I will never get back?????!!!!!

[hotrod2448]

Did BMW assist call to make sure you were alright or did they assume you couldn't have survived such an impact?

[gblansten]

I, for one, appreciate the humor of the thread starter.

[pikkagtr]

Kill it with fire!!

[Doctor///M]

Lemon it!

In all seriousness though, some careful touch up work will get it back to good. Then get a clear bra installed!

[x.shell]

Ruined.

[mannyfresh860]

Definetly salvage title. What a shame

[Sergm3]

Originally Posted by exo-shell

Ruined.

[///Mongo]

You mean you didn't get XPEL applied to every single surface of your car 30 minutes after picking it up???

[shigeru]

I'll take it off your hands for $19.98

[Zing]

Originally Posted by gblansten

I, for one, appreciate the humor of the thread starter.

I appreciate your appreciation.

If I wasn't making light of it, I'd be crying. The first one is always the worst.

Originally Posted by ///Mongo

You mean you didn't get XPEL applied to every single surface of your car 30 minutes after picking it up???

I should've. Perhaps I will now to prevent any further catastrophes.

[gblansten]

Originally Posted by Zing

I appreciate your appreciation.

If I wasn't making light of it, I'd be crying. The first one is always the worst.





I should've. Perhaps I will now to prevent any further catastrophes.

I always get some little oddball ding on every car. It happens and usually within a few weeks of driving it.

[hotrod2448]

I've got two of them. One little stone chip in the bottom front corner of the driver's door, no big deal.

The other happened a week ago, driving down the highway I heard something hit the car that sounded like someone threw a fastball into the rear fender. Much to my surprise when I got home I didn't see any damage. Then this weekend while washing my car I discovered it apparently was a rather large bolt that hit my wheel and left a significant imprint of it's threads on one of the spokes.

[duky]

I gave a stupid trash can a love tap cause I was too excited to get some ice cream a few weeks ago and ended up with a red paint mark about this big a few weeks ago. I forgot about it until I saw this thread -- the horror!