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      07-03-2014, 02:06 PM   #1
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What! no power door closer on F80/82.

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I thought power door closers and butt massagers would be standard equipment on an $80K car. My M5 had them.

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Yeah foot massage in not included either
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      07-03-2014, 02:27 PM   #3
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Yeah foot massage in not included either
Butt & foot massagers, now you're talking! I'd never be able to get my girlfriend out of the car.

This is the kind of equipment I expect when I spend $80K on a car.
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This is the kind of equipment I expect when I spend $80K on a car.
Not me.

I rather see the money go on weight reduction rather than useless luxury.

The M5 already caters to that market.
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Not me.

I rather see the money go on weight reduction rather than useless luxury.

The M5 already caters to that market.
Exactly my thoughts.
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Not me.

I rather see the money go on weight reduction rather than useless luxury.

The M5 already caters to that market.
I got CCBs so that should allow for a little extra weight to be used on comfort amenities, like foot and crotch massagers. They could make them from aluminum and carbon fiber. You know what the value of a satisfied female companion is worth these days?
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I thought power door closers and butt massagers would be standard equipment on an $80K car. My M5 had them.
OMC, please tell us you are joking?

Nothing in this world is as annoying as the flipping button closing thing, and if anyone is massaging me in my car, I know I'm either dreaming of a happy ending or dead.

Just get a set. It works for others too.
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OMC, please tell us you are joking?

Nothing in this world is as annoying as the flipping button closing thing, and if anyone is massaging me in my car, I know I'm either dreaming of a happy ending or dead.

Just get a set. It works for others too.
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OMC, please tell us you are joking?

Nothing in this world is as annoying as the flipping button closing thing, and if anyone is massaging me in my car, I know I'm either dreaming of a happy ending or dead.

Just get a set. It works for others too.
Don't knock the crotch messager until you tried it!
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Don't knock the crotch messager until you tried it!
I think I'd pay for that option. It would make driving naked so much more enjoyable. If it were legal.


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Power door closer is such unnecessary feature on medium sized sport car.
I would not select that feature any time.
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I think I'd pay for that option. It would make driving naked so much more enjoyable. If it were legal.


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Don't knock the crotch messager until you tried it!
I use men or toys for this, not my car.


Guys, I know I'm the worst of us when it comes to appearance and I rip stupid modifications now more than ever because I'm living without coffee, but let's just even for fucking once NOT kill the racers here of laughter.

I admit freely that I'm not buying one for track use, and my criteria list is idiotic for the given purpose, and I'm not even one of the guys, but please, just please lets try even a little. Its not difficult, before any of us post anything new, lets think first, that a pair of testicles would say to us, if they were still working in producing testosterone.

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I love soft close power doors. When these cars are new they are so air tight (unless you get one with the wetherstripping torn from the factory) that you really have to slam the door closed. With power door closers thingies there is no need to slam the door to get it closed properly on the first attempt. All you have to do softly latch the door and the car does the rest.
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I love soft close power doors. When these cars are new they are so air tight (unless you get one with the wetherstripping torn from the factory) that you really have to slam the door closed. With power door closers thingies there is no need to slam the door to get it closed properly on the first attempt. All you have to do softly latch the door and the car does the rest.

You're having a go at us.....right?
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I use men or toys for this, not my car.


Guys, I know I'm the worst of us when it comes to appearance and I rip stupid modifications now more than ever because I'm living without coffee, but let's just even for fucking once NOT kill the racers here of laughter.

I admit freely that I'm not buying one for track use, and my criteria list is idiotic for the given purpose, and I'm not even one of the guys, but please, just please lets try even a little. Its not difficult, before any of us post anything new, lets think first, that a pair of testicles would say to us, if they were still working in producing testosterone.

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Hey! Don't go insulting my testosterone production! If I was having a problem in that area I wouldn't want the massaging seats. Did you ever think of that? Well maybe you should have before questioning my manliness. Now I gotta go, I have a mani/pedi appointment I have to get to.
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Hey! Don't go insulting my testosterone production! If I was having a problem in that area I wouldn't want the massaging seats. Did you ever think of that? Well maybe you should have before questioning my manliness. Now I gotta go, I have a mani/pedi appointment I have to get to.
Sorry, I thought I made it clear, I was not aiming at you personally, I'm just as bad. And I googled those words a week ago, so I wish you enjoy your appointment.
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Hey! Don't go insulting my testosterone production! If I was having a problem in that area I wouldn't want the massaging seats. Did you ever think of that? Well maybe you should have before questioning my manliness. Now I gotta go, I have a mani/pedi appointment I have to get to.
A good mani/pedi is a wonderfully comforting thing. Add a massage with a 90 lb. Filipino on your back, and it's absolute heaven. Lol!
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OMC, please tell us you are joking?

Nothing in this world is as annoying as the flipping button closing thing, and if anyone is massaging me in my car, I know I'm either dreaming of a happy ending or dead.

Just get a set. It works for others too.
Don't knock the crotch messager until you tried it!
That sounds like a must-have if you're going to be driving sans-pants like me due to the dye transfer of the semi-treated merino leather.
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That sounds like a must-have if you're going to be driving sans-pants like me due to the dye transfer of the semi-treated merino leather.
Now you're speaking my language, brother. When you are sitting in your fine semi-treated merino leather, sans-pants, with the crotch messager on high, all those other annoying imperfections in your brand new $80k car will disappear.

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