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      04-11-2019, 09:05 AM   #2201
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Wait, she isn't going to declare this income on taxes, is she?
She had checked, she can make 2k per year without being liable for those.

So today and last night had something to add to this story so I might as well tell you all why I'm probably the worst parent ever.

I like baking. Especially for the supper, or actually what ever the word is for the last meal before bed, I like baking. It makes the whole house feel warm and it's something kids can help out with so most nights I bake rolls or something. They go well with correctly stored milk.

So we had no ham in the fridge so I defrosted some chicken breasts and made a salad to stuff the bread rolls with. The hubby and our ten year old, which is a freak of her own kind too so I fucked up there too, started to make fun of me slicing the chickens to bits.

"Hey L, you've seen this? It's a piggy from some children's book, in a puzzle. I wouldn't mind having this instead of the chicken." Said the husband.



Those two couldn't stop laughing. K, the sex app coder suspect started crying and made his own father promise we'd eat vegan for a month cuz "we clearly need a lesson in respecting the animal kingdom.".

You know, normal shit again.

Well, the kids have a bed time of 9 pm and we were still writing the new rules at midnight.

Again, fuck this parenting gig.

So today was our youngest son's birthday. We don't do huge parties, especially after going vegan the night before but this one topped the previous ones by a mile.

I forgot, again, the date. My mother reminded me at 5.30 am, and never showed up for the improv party cuz "I'm not a vegan", the in-laws played along nicely, my aunt gave the kid some trees (and the land below them) on an area in Lapland the government wanted to build a dam 30 years ago (worth zero but kinda cool) and the little sister, the laugher, invited her bunny agility club so my son, who's nickname is Bunny could introduce our bunny, Rembrandt Pizarro Pupujussinen-Jänis to other bunnies.

Well done from the sister, but all her club members have some midget bunnies, and ours is nearly 8 kilos and still a growing boy. Ours was freaked out by the tiny, mean fur balls so ours ran away. Both, the bunny and the handler.

Anyway, an other epic day of parenting behind me. I can handle the boys just fine (give them a book, and they sit down for hours on end reading it) but the girls seriously freak me out. I was never this difficult. I was an angel.
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The continuing chronicles of Anna, Parent and chicken sex therapist.

My dog wants to go to your next bunny party.
Apollo does not want to come. My bunny has zero fear towards dogs so he kicks their arses, like cats do. I swear to coffee I don't try to destroy animals but I just do.

I called my vet today. I told her that I need a dog. She promised to keep an eye out for weirdo pups of any breed and then bring one over I'm still not ready to replace Kissa with an other gs but I need a big dog again. It's pretty sad when your vet says to you that "nah, I'll find you something. The breed won't matter, you'll completely fuck it up again".

I can train dogs to anything but my family pets always end up weird.our last rabbit hound ended up in an er to get her ear glued because a bunny bit her. The same dog visited with me drug houses and kept me safe for 13 years. So leave your dog with me for a week and see what happens...
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The thing that really bothers me with the girls is how much effort they put in.

The laugher read fluently at the age of three. When my dad died, she stopped for 4 years. A complete stop. She couldn't recognize letters at times. Then she decided she wanted to become a pilot and over night she started to read in Finnish and English, and because some magazine she likes is in Swedish, she taught herself that. Totally normal.

Now the kid jogs 2 km twice a day and does push ups every morning so she can get in. She is ten.

The older wants to become a vet, and a doctor. Since she won't be having time studying the hs shit in hs, she does it now and she has assured me her goal is completely attainable since "mom I'm on sixth grade and I have now most of the hs study materials down and I am taking some mild introduction classes for math from the open university this summer so I can skip those from the curriculum. "

They're totally happy and social kids until six pm. If their friends are not out from our house by then I get stinky eyes and I have to go tell them to leave so they can relax doing their own thing until dinner.

They just have goals. One wants to be a pilot. One wants to be a shrink and a vet. And for 4 years (the younger only for two) this is the shit I have to live with. The 10 year old is pushing on with math these days too since that is what matters.

It's the amount of effort they put in that worries me. They work so hard and they both have alternative plans like robotics if they fail allergy tests or something to reach their original goals.what the fuck is wrong with just being a kid?
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Finally this piece of shit will have to answer for some things.........

https://www.cnn.com/2019/04/11/uk/ju...ntl/index.html
I find people defending Assange funny.

There is no such thing as people with no "ulterior motives". If Assange is truly fighting for such a thing, he wouldn't have to run. I have always laughed at these types of people. Everyone is biased, there are no exceptions. Assange pretending he is "out for the truth" is just the biggest type of lie there is.
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Nothing horrible happened today. I'm going to blast Danzig and enjoy the end of the week from hell.
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Nothing horrible happened today. I'm going to blast Danzig and enjoy the end of the week from hell.
There is still a few hours in the day left. May I have the contact information of your spouse and / or spawn? I'm sure I can arrange for something to happen, so as to not leave you disappointed...
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There is still a few hours in the day left. May I have the contact information of your spouse and / or spawn? I'm sure I can arrange for something to happen, so as to not leave you disappointed...
Oh fuck off.

Everyone is always saying their kids are super smart. Mine are super driven and that makes me poop my pants daily. Except today. Almost nothing scary happened today.

And you can, shall I email you their WhatsApp info or emails? Can you make it clear to them that you're adopting me? I can start packing tonight?
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Oh fuck off.

Everyone is always saying their kids are super smart. Mine are super driven and that makes me poop my pants daily. Except today. Almost nothing scary happened today.

And you can, shall I email you their WhatsApp info or emails? Can you make it clear to them that you're adopting me? I can start packing tonight?
Absolutely - their email works best, you send those addresses right along at your peril mmkay. I'll make it clear that they should start packing you (I think it would be far more interesting to see what they come up with for you) and I'll give you an address for World Vision and adopt you through them. I can only promise $468/year, but I'm confident you, my child, will find a way to survive on that. In return, I expect the customary letters a sponsor normally receives.
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Thanks a lot Lups now I want a Karelian Bear Dog.

The other dog you were talking about looks a lot like a Shiba Inu. The way you describe it sounds exactly like my friends old Shiba.
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Thanks a lot Lups now I want a Karelian Bear Dog.

The other dog you were talking about looks a lot like a Shiba Inu. The way you describe it sounds exactly like my friends old Shiba.
That's a great dog, an absolute joy except for the fish stealing. I drew a fish to his tomb stone so he could have his hobby with him in the afterlife.

This is a weird morning. The parents of my second kiddos class royally pissed me off last night so now I'm trying to get a hold of the principal and her teacher. I swear to coffee people should have some sort of training before parenting.
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Okay, now I'm sure everyone is trying to fuck with me today. This is turning out worse than last week and I thought that sucked balls.

I'll be back to explain that all when I finally get away from the parents of the other kids.
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Okay. I'll calm down soon.

If I don't end up in jail for spanking an idiot, I will be in later to explain just how much I fucking hate adults
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Okay. So I don't be a diplomat when I grow up.
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Okay. So I don't be a diplomat when I grow up.
Well, you'd fail at the speaking softly bit, but I think you'd ace the "carrying a big stick" portion.

Hope for you yet.
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Well, you'd fail at the speaking softly bit, but I think you'd ace the "carrying a big stick" portion.

Hope for you yet.
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That's a great dog, an absolute joy except for the fish stealing. I drew a fish to his tomb stone so he could have his hobby with him in the afterlife.

This is a weird morning. The parents of my second kiddos class royally pissed me off last night so now I'm trying to get a hold of the principal and her teacher. I swear to coffee people should have some sort of training before parenting.
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Okay, now I'm sure everyone is trying to fuck with me today. This is turning out worse than last week and I thought that sucked balls.

I'll be back to explain that all when I finally get away from the parents of the other kids.
I'm pretty sure that when I start a sentence with an okay, somebody is about to die.

I had the early development discussion of our youngest today, a month early, and last night my second oldests WhatsApp group for parents decided to become a list of idiots I gladly spent the day beating up (verbally).

There is this mom, who has decided her kid is depressed and anxious because of the huge class size and boys. The boys. THE HORRIBLE BOYS! apparently all of the parents of the girls have come corner and decided the boys are horrible and all classes needs to be manned with a parent to supervise the teacher.

Guess what? Nobody had contacted me.

So all the parents of the boys were informed simultaneously that our kids are depressed and miserable because of their kids and that parents will start supervising classes. I kinda had a meltdown and joined the glass chat I've avoided for years just to let them know that I had not been contacted and that I'm all in for finding positive solutions and ways to improve the environment for learning but that my girl was not surveyed and I have not found her depressed.

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Okay. I'll calm down soon.

If I don't end up in jail for spanking an idiot, I will be in later to explain just how much I fucking hate adults
So the mom had observed a math class today and she saw name calling, pencil swinging and a boy took a mild swing towards his friends shoulder also. I can't believe any Finn is able tocount with issues such as these.
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Okay. So I don't be a diplomat when I grow up.
"I can't believe this is such a big deal. I thought you'd all be happy to know the parents are putting in the effort for the kids"

Well, that's when I lost it. Mildly.

"I can't believe you claimed you surveyed all parents of a female student, didn't ask me, told us the boys are the issue and came up with zero solutions instead of just blaming the school and half of the class parents and me."


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Well, you'd fail at the speaking softly bit, but I think you'd ace the "carrying a big stick" portion.

Hope for you yet.
I just kindly told her that all parents, especially the male student parents are welcomed at my house at 3 pm on Sunday to discuss how we can improve the class spirit and learning environment but that only solution seekers are wanted, we have a quota of problem pointers filled to the brim.
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Lups I'm glad to see you are continuing your concerted efforts to make so many new friends. The amount of people in attendance at your funeral ought to be staggering.

Do you think you'll get any parents to come? Be interesting! Though frankly I'm not sure what the problem is...seems like a normal school environment? Least the one I grew up in. Not all roses, but you make do, and university is a heck of a lot better.
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(((myzmak))), my daughter has the Flames going to the Cup, but losing to Tampa Bay in my office pool bracket. So mostly good!

I'm on board, go Flames! Except for Tkachuk, that guy is a cheap shot artist/all around asshole.
Hope she didn't bet too much.

what a shit show last night was; 56 fucking shots against us? unreal.

Anyway, speaking of hockey, don't know if you followed it Lups but your women beat ours in the semi final - first time EVER non usa/Canada final. THEN they beat the USA, but the winning goal was called off for BS reason - so you lost in a shootout.

...that said, who doesn't lose in a shootout with americans? they have way too many firearms.
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Hope she didn't bet too much.

what a shit show last night was; 56 fucking shots against us? unreal.

Anyway, speaking of hockey, don't know if you followed it Lups but your women beat ours in the semi final - first time EVER non usa/Canada final. THEN they beat the USA, but the winning goal was called off for BS reason - so you lost in a shootout.

...that said, who doesn't lose in a shootout with americans? they have way too many firearms.
It is just a $5 office pool. But, she did ask if she loses if she has to pay for it herself. I of course said heck yah you do. She had Tampa and Calgary in the Cup so if they both lose it is over for her bracket. Same with me though, I had Tampa winning it all (reverse reverse psychology ) and Calgary getting to conference finals. Your team has a chance, but Tampa is done. Crazy how a team can look that good all year and now this.

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