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      02-21-2018, 01:41 PM   #23
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It's six o'clock. It's impolite to call a realtor after six! I made it through an other day of stalling and being an ass as my lovely son called me.

Vectors how's the baby? New pics?
He's good... Getting to be a big dude. He's just shy of three months and he's pushing 15lbs. He's in a six-month onsie in this pic and he's been out of three-month clothes since January.





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What the hell?

Well I have been in Arizona at a College Showcase tournament with my daughter...came back to ice storm and having to drive 35mph of white knuckle driving for 70 miles, getting home at 2:30 am only to get up and be on the road by 7:30 to go to a county board meeting. FML!
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Hey Asb! All good? How's waffles? The wife still tolerating you?

I do believe I've taken my tendency to fuck up royally to a new level this week! Out of all the w I've managed to talk myself out of, this one might end my lucky streak.

We are having a lovely family-wide battle here. Hubby wants a house, I thought I had enough time to wiggle my way out of it and bore him so badly while going over budgets and renovation plans that I'd have until the summer before I'd need to get serious about it. My final goal was to build a summer home and be there so much with the kids that he'd forget about this new thing! It was an awesome plan!

So I found a perfect house straight away. The fucker meets all my requirements , then I went for the plan b and started producing endless data and calculations about renovations and not even the calculator helped me. So I tried the plan C, a total bitch mode.

Endless lists of options and demands of guidelines for the projects were issued, I was pretty sure past weekend that I was going to get my way since lets be honest: The idiot who married me just doesn't care how I do up a house, as long as the pieces fit together. It was a lovely weekend of me being a horrible witch, and him and the damn kids formed an alliance even bribery couldn't break and on Monday he came up with the demanded guidelines.

At that point the plan D, which was absolutely foolproof was adopted, and I claimed I lost my phone to avoid calling the real estate agent.

Well, today I managed to make my situation even worse since hubby came home with flowers and I was informed it's our wedding anniversary. Then I had to get busy pretending I of course knew it was our wedding day (I didn't actually believe him, I had to text my mom to ask if it was so. An other proud moment to forget hopefully soon) and then I couldn't figure out how long we've been married so that show went from shit to even worse when the kids and the spouse used this tiny, tiny lapse of memory against me and then I was stuck trying to pretend I was suddenly extremely busy writing something while the house was brought up in the middle of it all, again.

It's so fucking cold here now I couldn't even run away with the traitor dogs since they refused to go for a long walk and I was stupid enough to let my bestie know how I fucked up this time so he didn't take me in to his extra warm house for shelter! The fucker laughed meanly at me and sent me home.

So anyway, since I magically found my phone, and since it appears I lost this fight in an epic way I will tomorrow play nice and call the stupid agent. I can't even remember why exactly I thought making this this difficult could serve my interest of spending the summer fishing, I'm now trying to figure out a way to polish this week out from the official family history.
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      02-21-2018, 05:36 PM   #27
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@Lups - waffles is good, we actually have a baby Donkey too!! Waffles is officially a mom!

Wife is good - I'm still allowed to sleep in the house, so that's positive.

Seems like you'll be busy with house stuff in the near future - if you can remember the wedding date in the future

Lots of car things have changed - I sold the M3 and bought a little N54 135....serious plans for big power.

My tuner blew up my 335d trying to make 600 whp....so, I've been driving my red neck pickup truck for the last 6 months
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@Lups - waffles is good, we actually have a baby Donkey too!! Waffles is officially a mom!

Wife is good - I'm still allowed to sleep in the house, so that's positive.

Seems like you'll be busy with house stuff in the near future - if you can remember the wedding date in the future

Lots of car things have changed - I sold the M3 and bought a little N54 135....serious plans for big power.

My tuner blew up my 335d trying to make 600 whp....so, I've been driving my red neck pickup truck for the last 6 months
Nooo

So is your 335d ded now? I'm looking at a possible i3 Rex as a daily because of the rebates but I'm hesitant...
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@Lups - waffles is good, we actually have a baby Donkey too!! Waffles is officially a mom!

Wife is good - I'm still allowed to sleep in the house, so that's positive.

Seems like you'll be busy with house stuff in the near future - if you can remember the wedding date in the future

Lots of car things have changed - I sold the M3 and bought a little N54 135....serious plans for big power.

My tuner blew up my 335d trying to make 600 whp....so, I've been driving my red neck pickup truck for the last 6 months
Nooo

So is your 335d ded now? I'm looking at a possible i3 Rex as a daily because of the rebates but I'm hesitant...
Nah - I'm building 2 cars at the moment. The D is waiting on steel monotherm pistons. It's actually a pretty awesome build - one off.
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Day two of drawing up the plan, I have exactly one wall up, the fucking planning tool has a clear personal problem with me and I'm being bullied by a very mean spouse who thinks any of this shit is funny!

But anyway. There is a tiny slicer of hope I can have a tantrum big enough soon that we will never move again. I feel it coming.
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You guys tag the rest, I have to get on with my busy day filled with avoiding the damn house project. My mother-in-law wants a chat about my tendency to refuse to replace things, and I was called unreasonable before five am.

But anyway, here is what's up 2.
What happened to the original thread?
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Moderators called it fat and told us to start a new. We ran off to Mexico for the sun and since they had only one thread on this segment. Nobody will find us from here for sure!

How's the case going? Better than my house drawing? I'm breaking records on being a very difficult humanlike entity and our kids ran away to grandma when they realized Anna is being an idiot round three was about to begin.
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So here is where I'm at.... I love my e92 but I made the mistake of driving an M6 Gran Coupe Comp Pack on Thursday and I cannot get it out of my head. I cannot have both at the same time and I truly like the M3 but I think the M6 fits an almost 40 year old better.

What to do what to do....
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So here is where I'm at.... I love my e92 but I made the mistake of driving an M6 Gran Coupe Comp Pack on Thursday and I cannot get it out of my head. I cannot have both at the same time and I truly like the M3 but I think the M6 fits an almost 40 year old better.

What to do what to do....
Have you looked at the M6? I sweat to god it looks like a whippet that's been ran over. Just look at it and get over it!

Don't do it. That's just so wrong in every level.
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So here is where I'm at.... I love my e92 but I made the mistake of driving an M6 Gran Coupe Comp Pack on Thursday and I cannot get it out of my head. I cannot have both at the same time and I truly like the M3 but I think the M6 fits an almost 40 year old better.

What to do what to do....
Have you looked at the M6? I sweat to god it looks like a whippet that's been ran over. Just look at it and get over it!

Don't do it. That's just so wrong in every level.
I already drove it. It was great. Note a Gran Coupe not a 2 door. (This isn't the one I drive but a visual)
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Don't do it. That's just so wrong in every level.
Hey, some of us drive cars and actually live in houses!
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Wait for the new one. The selectable AWD seems pretty cool on a car like this since handling isn’t the number one priority.
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I already drove it. It was great. Note a Gran Coupe not a 2 door.
Still looks like a whippet! And you're approaching 40, which means buying now your first M would be pathetic. Having a classic M is cool in your case!

I think I've found the perfect way to drive myself nuts this time. All the SW I used to use to draw up houses were deemed annoying this time around so I found a new one.

One day in, and it appears I can write really dirty sentences with it in red and press print but I cant get roof lines or basic walls in accurate places. I'm so frustrated I almost asked for help and apparently to avoid killing anyone (hubby is looking mighty happy while he enjoys my meltdown) I decided to write a blog about how to be an anal renovator with weird ideas.
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You too?! Can't you be nice and supporting when a member of this pathetic club is trying to break all known records for being a major bitch?
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Wait for the new one. The selectable AWD seems pretty cool on a car like this since handling isnÂ’t the number one priority.
Haha I love how everyone suggests waiting for the $120k+ car when you're looking at a $70k car....

I can't afford that shit mang. Lol
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Still looks like a whippet! And you're approaching 40, which means buying now your first M would be pathetic. Having a classic M is cool in your case!

I think I've found the perfect way to drive myself nuts this time. All the SW I used to use to draw up houses were deemed annoying this time around so I found a new one.

One day in, and it appears I can write really dirty sentences with it in red and press print but I cant get roof lines or basic walls in accurate places. I'm so frustrated I almost asked for help and apparently to avoid killing anyone (hubby is looking mighty happy while he enjoys my meltdown) I decided to write a blog about how to be an anal renovator with weird ideas.
Google sketch up?? This is what my wife uses at home for visual design (she is an architect and uses the "real shit" at work) but google sketch up is user friendly and free.
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Google sketch up?? This is what my wife uses at home for visual design (she is an architect and uses the "real shit" at work) but google sketch up is user friendly and free.
Where were you yesterday when I got it in to my head to start this war!

Thanks, and thank your wife for the tip top Kidc! I couldn't find the program I used to use and you know this shit is something you keep the engineers away from!
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Where were you yesterday when I got it in to my head to start this war!

Thanks, and thank your wife for the tip top Kidc! I couldn't find the program I used to use and you know this shit is something you keep the engineers away from!
You can do some pretty cool shit with sketch up . Even I can get around in it. (I don't do much CAD work any more, as in the last 10-15 yrs...)
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I can't afford that shit mang. Lol
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