I'm so screwed.

[Sedan_Clan]

Originally Posted by Ragged Edge

Perkele, and I thought my flattery would be a safe bet as a newbie!! The abrasive, crass, real me is ok here then... yes Sedan needs to get his eyes checked... and so will I, as I keep changing my mind about choosing an M3 or the effing 4.

Choose the M3. She has better hips than her step-sister, looks better modded and she'll save you a little bit of cash (..she's a slightly cheaper date; she foregoes the Perrier). I have testicles for sale if you need a pair.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Ragged Edge

Perkele, and I thought my flattery would be a safe bet as a newbie!! The abrasive, crass, real me is ok here then... yes Sedan needs to get his eyes checked... and so will I, as I keep changing my mind about choosing an M3 or the effing 4.

Shoot the specs, what do you need in a car, and what do you want to leave behind?

Those old geezers like Sedan have no respect for the newbies, but even if old age has taken a toll on his eyes, he still keeps up the peppy image.

To me, M4 was an easy pick in the end, Lups counted the doors, and wanted to keep her car for her alone. The fucking SUV can be driven by a man who keeps on insisting, that I could get a life, instead of a motor.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Sedan_Clan

I just recognize style, and the Aston is style manifested. The Porsche, however, matches my rugged good looks and charm. If the picture below doesn't whet the appetite, I will assume that you have no taste buds:

I do have them, that's why I'm not now driving a Porsche! Nice scenery, I hope they will ban those impotent eyesores there.

Clan, even you, EVEN you have more taste.

[Ragged Edge]

Originally Posted by Sedan_Clan

Choose the M3. She has better hips than her step-sister, looks better modded and she'll save you a little bit of cash (..she's a slightly cheaper date; she foregoes the Perrier). I have testicles for sale if you need a pair.

Thanks yes, I am leaning towards the M3. Me likes the hips on her... plus, gots ta think of the wee ones in the back fowling up the new leather. Not so much if they have their own door, but I will still be wrapping them in Saran every time they get in, with a little bit of Duct tape to keep their arms and legs still.
I also need to keep anyone from getting in the front passenger door. So if you have a hammer and nails I could borrow that would be great. I figure it should be nailed shut. Gotta keep the ex from even thinking about opening that door.

[E39M235i]

We have to find a way to keep you focused on what's going on mother mother mother what's going on APC will tell you that good things happen to those who wait and it will be worth it special treat right around the corner no Eau Rouge but close!!!

[Lups]

Originally Posted by CuddlyE39

We have to find a way to keep you focused on what's going on mother mother mother what's going on APC will tell you that good things happen to those who wait and it will be worth it special treat right around the corner no Eau Rouge but close!!!

Hi Cuddly! Call me when you read this, since apparently I have no numbers saved at the moment. I could use the mail, or drive there, but I'm a pissed off fucker at the moment, so you really don't want to meet me now.

Thanks to a person here, I might have found a slot open.




I hate smileys, but this day is such a hell hole, at least those guys are happy

[Lups]

" So you are buying an M4 for your spouse"

Best one of the day. Never got the email with the quote lol.

[Lups]

Guys, let's play a game.

Apparently I won't get a quote on these cars without pulling them from the dealers assess, so if anyone has extra time and an email with a manly name, help the helpless out! There is no fucking way my ego could take the hit of making the hubby make the call, I'll just would end up hating the whole car.

F82, AY, Cf roof, manual tranny, 19" black wheels, Adaptive suspension, HK sound, executive package, black merino leather as full, CF trim. I need a car fast, but I'm seriously loosing interest soon.

Cheers mates, and this mail eats the answers, when the forums one gets full again.


hidingbehindanick@hotmail.com

[Lups]

Doc your guy just contacted me for week 25 slot. You will probably end up on a mantle at my house for this.

"Well, what if you just don't get one? You know, do something else while we are here?" Yes, divorce sounds like a hobby.

[Wah]

Originally Posted by Lups

Doc your guy just contacted me for week 25 slot. You will probably end up on a mantle at my house for this.

"Well, what if you just don't get one? You know, do something else while we are here?" Yes, divorce sounds like a hobby.

What happened to the LED lights!

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Wah

What happened to the LED lights!

Foe the life of me, I can't tell the difference, and since I don't bother with the looks of anything else in my life, I'm having such a hard time spending 2k on mascara. I know I'm the girly here, so just gimme a break.

[Wah]

Originally Posted by Lups

Foe the life of me, I can't tell the difference, and since I don't bother with the looks of anything else in my life, I'm having such a hard time spending 2k on mascara. I know I'm the girly here, so just gimme a break.

I guess between the two of us, I'm the vain one... I'm getting them because they look so damn cool.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Wah

I guess between the two of us, I'm the vain one... I'm getting them because they look so damn cool.

Do they really, or do you just need a new toy again? Man up, tell me.

[Ragged Edge]

There's another reason to get the LED headlights: They are harder for the cop's laser guns to pick up. Not as much reflective material in them, which gives you more time to slow down. According to an ex-cop who now tests this stuff.
http://www.laserinterceptor.info/awards.html

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Ragged Edge

There's another reason to get the LED headlights: They are harder for the cop's laser guns to pick up. Not as much reflective material in them, which gives you more time to slow down. According to an ex-cop who now tests this stuff.
http://www.laserinterceptor.info/awards.html

But I always obey the speed limit! Not a problem see!

Okay, my received tickets say I obey, but I tend to double those, since the speedometer is wrong usually by a certain percentage, I just add a little extra. Math, I like it!

[Ragged Edge]

Of course! I obey speed limits too... errr... um.. mostly.
The cops in the states give you 7mph grace and the one's up here give 10-11kph. The reason is due to tyre wear and the resulting difference in circumference, leading to errors in the speedometer. That'll all change when the cars start displaying speed based on GPS.
I'm hoping I can control myself in the new M... I doubt it though. Hoping more track time will make me behave on the street... but I doubt it. That's the problem with having the mental age of a 16 yr old... there are other problems too... but I won't go into those! :-)

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Ragged Edge

Of course! I obey speed limits too... errr... um.. mostly.
The cops in the states give you 7mph grace and the one's up here give 10-11kph. The reason is due to tyre wear and the resulting difference in circumference, leading to errors in the speedometer. That'll all change when the cars start displaying speed based on GPS.
I'm hoping I can control myself in the new M... I doubt it though. Hoping more track time will make me behave on the street... but I doubt it. That's the problem with having the mental age of a 16 yr old... there are other problems too... but I won't go into those! :-)

I'm telling you, boobs are you best friends, I don't think I would be allowed to drive on two continents without them

BTW, never admitting that at home. I'll for sure loose the right to drive all together. I'm so whipped in awful ways, I resemble a male.

[Ragged Edge]

Lol!
Ok, for sure I'm getting a pair installed on the F80 as soon as I get it! So if they are mounted on the front bumper, cops won't even bother me! Nice. Failing that, maybe they would be happy with a hi-res picture of a pair?
... cops can be sooo hard to please sometimes!

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Ragged Edge

Lol!
Ok, for sure I'm getting a pair installed on the F80 as soon as I get it! So if they are mounted on the front bumper, cops won't even bother me! Nice. Failing that, maybe they would be happy with a hi-res picture of a pair?
... cops can be sooo hard to please sometimes!

I know! last year I actually had to bribe one by promising to move to an other country! Where are the fellows who just eat doughnuts? Damn!

[Lups]

BTW Edge, are you on this side of Canada? If so, let us all have coffee sometime.

[Sedan_Clan]

Originally Posted by Ragged Edge

There's another reason to get the LED headlights: They are harder for the cop's laser guns to pick up. Not as much reflective material in them, which gives you more time to slow down. According to an ex-cop who now tests this stuff.
http://www.laserinterceptor.info/awards.html

We point at license plates or front bumpers. Headlights are immaterial. Remember, speed sensing guns aren't used at night, pacing is.

[Ragged Edge]

Originally Posted by Lups

BTW Edge, are you on this side of Canada? If so, let us all have coffee sometime.

Yes, just north of you in vancouver. A coffee is a must! I think I might be just as addicted to the stuff as you!