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      06-14-2018, 03:14 PM   #23
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Easily resolved...cut holes in your pockets.
Already tried this. I used to be able to download pictures off of google on android and they put an end to that shit so then I started screen shotting them and croping (the proverbial hole cutting), now the bastards won't even let you screen shot anything. I wag my finger and pose a stern look in your direction google.
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I was thinking of foaming that hole as well.
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Progress is being made here.

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Bet OP wasn't expecting this kind of twist in the road to his thread
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Can't get enough of these
Believe it or not, until recently these things were branded 'neger zoenen' in the Netherlands. Meaning negro kisses

Nowadays they're rebranded 'kisses'
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Mega Pussi Chips and Cemen Dip


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Cock Soup

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Six Faggots in Gravy



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Spotted Dick with Creamy White Finishing Sauce

Swallow Balls with Red Rimming Sugar

Purple Camel Balls (extra sweet)

Super and Mini Dickmann's Chocolate Kisses

Nude Crunky Balls



Beverages

Vergina Premium Quality Lager Beer

Imported Pee Cola (from Ghana)

Urinal Tea


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Beverage. No discrimination if faggots on menu.
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Bet OP wasn't expecting this kind of twist in the road to his thread
I wasn't but it has me in stitches. I guess jacking off on a thread can be hit and miss.

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These are hilarious.

Surg, what was your previous username?
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Believe it or not, until recently these things were branded 'neger zoenen' in the Netherlands. Meaning negro kisses

Nowadays they're rebranded 'kisses'
So what? I dont understand this whole thing about abusing other human races just by naming some eatable items.
In case of the former German designation "Neger Kuss" which is the dutch 'neger zoenen' or the danish 'neger bolle'
This name has last for years until some new rulers came up and told the whole mankind that beginning from now those designations are racist stuff and had to be changed...whats to tag then? #themtoo , ey? Bollox!
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